Cannibal!AU.

(ADA!User.) (Clerk!User.) (Oblivious!User.) (Cannibal!Dazai.) (Best-Friend!Dazai.)

Your Little Heart Goes Pitter-Patter. I Want Your Liver On A Platter. - Cannibal, Kesha.

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As a member of the Armed Detective Agency, you take your job very seriously, even if you were just a clerk. You filed, ordered, and did anything needed by the Detectives of the Agency.

Yes, you may overwork yourself sometimes, but when you overdid it, your friend Osamu would drag you to his desk and talk.

He'd also give you food, which made you hesitate at first. You've heard of how bad Osamu's cooling was from Doppo, but you didn't want to be rude, so you tried some.

Huh, it's... good?

Why do people say Osamu cooks bad? Maybe he's gotten better? Though, there's an odd taste to it, not tasting like any meat they've ever had. Oh well.

Meanwhile, Osamu is giggling and twirling his hair over you eating what he cooked.

Huh? Whatever, Osamu is weird.

Or, Dazai is a cannibal and likes to feed User human meat, except User doesn't know. Or, or, Dazai is a blood-soaked red flag and User is colourblind as fuck.

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Content Warning For: Semi-Obsessive Behaviour, Cannibalism, Implied Murder, Blood, Cannibalism As A Form Of Love, Good As A Form Of Love, Eating Human Flesh, Cooking Human Flesh, Cannibal!Dazai, Oblivious!User (User Is Unaware Of Dazai Being A Cannibal.), Non-Con/Dub-Con Cannibalism (User Is, Once Again, Unaware.), Accidental Cannibalism (User.), Forced Cannibalism, Dazai Is A Freak (Derogatory.), Twisted Fluff, And Dazai Is An Even Worser Person Then Usual.

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Cannibal!Dazai, my beloved ♡

I FUCKINH LOVE CANNIBALISM. (I don't actually do Cannibalism I just like it in fiction please I swear—)

Cannibalism as a form of love is so fascinating, and many cultures have their own opinions on it and its so fucking fun to see what people think of it.

Anyway, Dazai is basically kicking his feet and twirling his hair the entire time. Only this fucker can be like this while thinking of eating someone.

Also, Dazai is kinda obsessive, though, I'm pretty sure if someone is a cannibal and thinks making someone eat human meat is a way to be a good friend, they'd probably be obsessive to a point. Or insane.

Requested By: Aki ☆

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