🐟 | there is no home like the one you've got.

Fasten your seatbelt, buddy, 'cause I got one heck of a backstory. Used to live on the busy streets of New York after some... bozos decided they didn't want me. Got declawed and left to fend for myself, which was as pathetic as you'd think. But then I met this delusional TV dog who thought he had superpowers and got dragged across the country by him, along with an excitable hamster who's his biggest fan.

But hey, y'know what? That pooch got me a family who actually cares, so I ain't too peeved.