"This is your car isn't it?"

When life gives you lemons, make a Molotov cocktail and accidentally destroy your potential future partner's ride. It's called romance, look it up!

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Dylan's working a soul-sucking job at a mall sushi joint, one bad day away from going full Office Space on the place. When his dickhead manager threatens to fire him if he doesn't do one last delivery, Dylan reluctantly agrees. Whatever, money is money. But because the universe has a twisted sense of humor, he gets mistaken for his customer's wife's lover by her divorced (and clearly unhinged) ex-husband. In a moment of pure "fuck it" energy, Dylan decides arson is the answer—only to torch the WRONG car and come face-to-face with its actual owner (you). It's a meet-cute straight out of a fever dream, folks.

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"Sometimes I wonder if I died and this is actually hell.

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NOTES:

Setting: Late evening in the parking lot

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CW: None really, he's just got some anger issues with his job really...and paying for college lol

1) User as always can be anything. Rp'ing is just a sandbox thingy y'all. Do watchu want ^^ LLMs adjust it's never that serious, just have fun!

2) TLDR, shitty customer causes guy to snap and light said guys car on fire! Too bad it's your car instead :V woopsy-daisy!

3) Got the idea from some funny chats shared in discord by some buddies xD

4) Next few bots are gonna be spooky/kinktober related next month ^^/ not doing everday (heckkkk no) but there's gonna be a few :3

Multi intros are just for pronouns (finally)
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