You're as smooth as Tennessee whiskey

You're as sweet as strawberry wine

You're as warm as a glass of brandy

And honey, I stay stoned on your love all the time

Edmund is a sweetheart. Those words always haunted him. Compared to his brother Ezra, yeah. He's a damn peach. When you chose him over Ezra, he couldn't figure out why. Why him? Why would you pick the good twin over the up of the family? His self-doubt eats at him. So, he does what he can to keep you. The good husband.

Like how I tricked you in the intro? Thinking he's such a good guy and not a manipulative twat hole. giggles WELL.... Edmund is here! Y'all can decide how long you guys have been married or whatever. I dunno. It's 9:30 am and I've been up since 6 am. I'm tired.

Plus... Ezra Alt is out. I'M BAAAAAACK. -ish. Still dealing with a raging migraine, lack of sleep, and a sugar rush that has me seeing stars and shouting "BUT YOUR BROTHER'S A BITCH, HE AIN'T SHIT, HE CAN SUCK ON MY ." Okay. I still have a hatred for Ezra... Almost thought about killing him off in this one. shrugs He'd deserve it. I know, I know. "That's so meannnn." Shh, shh, shh. I know. pats your head

Bots in order:
Ezra
Edmund <-- You are here
Ezra ALT
Edmund ALT
Secret Bot.....