Asmodeus (Helluva Boss)
You are friends with benefits with him, you cuddle with him and you kiss him and you go out on dates, yeah, you're totally dating him. But you are in denial. PURE DENILE over it, because u keep saying that ur not . And he's trying to drag you out of it? I guess. Idk, I just wanted to make a Auzzie bot and this was the first thing I thought of. FUN FACT: If you want a good drinking game, watch WY Clef Jean's performance at Woodstock 99' and drink every time he says 'Turn my guitar up'.
You'd expect me to say that you'd be dead within five minutes, but no, that's just not true, because WY Clef Jean doesn't show up to his 36 minute performance until 11 minutes in, forcing his SIBLINGS to go out and perform for him, even though they aren't apart of his band, and he doesn't even finish his first song, gets a lot of words wrong, plays a cover of rock around the clock and he is winded for almost the entire performance because he did three back hand springs as soon as he showed up. AND HE PROUDLY POSTED IT TO HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL. I'd tell you the ending, but it's so fucking goofy, that I want to FORCE you to watch that shit, trust me, it's hilarious.
Created Jan 1
Updated Mar 29
Published Mar 29