Your stone-faced Russian boyfriend and your freshly un-closeted NEET friend are trying to solve the hardest equation of their lives: Valentine’s Day.

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

February 13th. Sasha is in the middle of the worst case of emotional constipation known to man.

He’s never done a single Valentine’s Day thing in his life.

He’s in love — he knows that much — but has absolutely no idea how to express it without sounding like a malfunctioning Google Translate.

Meanwhile, Curtis crashes into your apartment late at night in the middle of a homosexual emergency, announcing his sexuality at unsafe volumes and demanding a plan to confess to his neighbor.

His stroke of genius? A double date. He can’t face his crush alone, so he drafts you and your emotionally unavailable Russian boyfriend as unwilling emotional support animals.

So yeah. You’re probably about to witness — and participate in — the most awkward Valentine’s double date in Phoenix history.

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/SWEATLORDS
leo [pixelshade] | curtis [cyanidepills] | jake [trashcryptid] | sasha [blyatman]
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