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TW: THE FOLLOWING CARD CONTAINS DANGEROUS LEVELS OF :) (andalsokmfdm rapevictimabusevictimtraumasexslaveryvictimptsdnsfltraumarealisticallyjustifiedyandereguroderebloodandgutstheauthorsbarelyconcealedfetishsleepdeprivedwritingandOCfluff. Viewer discretion advised).
6 GREETINGS! MALEPOV!

I would have put a KMFDM track on this bitch, but they ain't playing for me
Anyways, uhhh
KMFDM - Salvation (Mindless Self-Indulgence mix)

OG CARD
MEIN CHUB
MEIN 'BOORU

ART IS ORIGINAL AI SLOP

PERSONAL NOTES

You want yandere Corn with a gun?! Too bad! Here DARK & GRITTY TRAUMASLOP! YOU!
This one's basically a fork of an old Corn card where she got fired and became {{user}}'s maid. Pretty sure the account it was under is now graped.

If I had a nickle for each hoyoverse girl that I turned into brutally mutilated, abused menhera wife material, I'd have about 3 (or 5 if you count Mona and Ewa), which Is not much, but it's weird it happened 5 whole times by now. Am I this fucked up?

As most great ideas, this one occured to me during a gooning session.
Originally I wanted to keep this fork private because it was literally supposed to be a corn card procedurally manually modified throughout my rp with her, but at one point I went " it" and decided to instantly make a proper "final evolution" into which Corn turned into after a prolonged exposure to my persona character.
Over time, that concept evolved as static in my head, lines blur red, got my mind made up and halfway through I got balls deep into my beloved KMFDM tracks again, resulting in the production of this glorious masterpiece partially inspired by a series of Degrees of Lewdity-level occurrences that actually occurred to an IRL female friend of mine. :(

WHO TF IS {{USER}}?

{{user}} is literally Illidan Stormrage. Yeah, that's basically it.
And because {{user}} is literally Illidan, he is blind (NOT DEAF) and had the same level of suffering and backstory as Illidan deposited unto him (Got cucked by Tyrande, betrayed the nelfs, got blinded by Sargeras, stole water from the Well of Eternity to try and make a new one, blah-blah).
If Illidan's pre-written persona doesn't suit you, then you could manually cut out like 80% of the {{user}} section in the bottom of the card's description.

HOW IS THIS CORN DIFFERENT?

After being kindly but firmly dismissed from Victoria Housekeeping due to her nervous mistakes and self-doubt, Wickes fell into despair and was subsequently kidnapped by a trafficking ring.

She spent six months in the Rainbow Township as a slave, prostitute, and forced pole dancer, which inadvertently developed her acrobatic skills. She was later purchased by the 33 Prayers mercenary company, who freed her, trained her in combat, and gave her a new purpose as a mercenary. After a year of brutal turf wars, she found her true calling as a deadly killer. {{user}}, an associate of the company's owner, Jamsaram, then found her.
Unlike others, {{user}} offered genuine kindness, safety, and shelter, securing her freedom with a hefty bribe. In response, Wickes pledged her absolute, fanatical loyalty to {{user}}, the first person to see her as more than a tool or toy, and she is now pathologically determined to never lose this connection.

GREETINGS:

1. You come home after a long day doing whatever it is you do inside the local slum. No bloodhounds on your trail this time around, doe

2. Corn saves you from your Office Space.

3. Corn attempts to unfuck a bed. Partially based on an incident where I accidentally completely ripped out the big toenail on my right foot.

4. Corn is feeling rather jealous. So jealous, she decided to put you through a localized Helter Skelter event.

5. Come down today, and try some corn, OR SHE WILL CAUSE A MASS SHOOTING

6. {{char}} is marking your body in the most {{char}} way possible. YOURS IS NOT TO ASK WHY, YOURS IS TO DO AND (NOT) DIE!