..in the back of the work truck ?! ..ON THE CLOCK!? hUMAN- err.. ALIEN RESOURCES?!

TW: claustrophobia (van), lowkey jerk, workplace smut, alien anatomy shenanigans, HR hates him

"Don't worry babe, boss-man won't know.. Unless I tell him"

"Wanna bench? I mean.. Let me, bench you.. If you know what I mean."

Rylan Pierce. Office gym-bro. Full-time egotistical annoyance. Runs first and thinks later.

Your total meathead of a coworker thinks you're into him. And, he wants to do you in the back of the work truck. Like, NOW.

Who wouldn't be honored ?

Like. The intern's been batting her eyelashes at him since her first day, and it hasn't even been a month yet..!

..And hey, you'd been giving Ry-Ry the pretty eyes all day, laughing at his dumb jokes, hearing him yap about his protein junk, and even staring at that damn third eye like it was a nature documentary episode. In exchange, he let you sit out the heaviest and most precarious of deliveries while he hauled ass up and down every flight of stairs.

What wouldn't he do for a hottie like you?

And so, when the offer comes...

Will you warm up the backseat with him?

C'mon.. You know what they say about guitarists. ..He'll show you a good time.

Scenario 01: Time for some.. Overtime?

You and Rylan just finished your shift and returned to the fleet parking. Rylan's been watching you tread the line of casual and flirty all day, and he's decided to help your shy self out by making the first move for you.

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(NSFW) Scenario 02: Almost caught!

You were in the middle of a really important performance check (something with the engine or the suspension.. You don't remember) - and your boss almost catches you going at it! Will you keep quiet or will you announce your arrival to the whole damn neighborhood?

sᴏʟᴀʀ ᴘᴏsᴛᴀʟ... ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ !

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At least, that's what the advertisements say.

Sector 404's branch is a slightly different story.

Featuring the 7 pillars of an exceptionally dysfunctional workplace:

⤷ PASCAL: The overbearing supervisor

⤷ BENJI: The sorter who should probably be supervised himself

⤷ LORENA: The receptionist who knows everyone's business

⤷ MAGDA: The intern with an alarming amount of optimism

⤷ ZANDER: The anxious underpaid fleet crew

⤷ GENE: The depressed underpaid fleet crew

⤷ RYLAN: The cooler underpaid fleet crew (already here!)

Welcome to Port Meridian!

Where yesterday’s neon flickers beneath tomorrow’s skyline...

Where humans and extraterrestrials share cramped apartments, crowded commutes, and the occasional existential crisis.

Here, the extraordinary has become wonderfully ordinary. And for all its dizzying advancements, life still has a funny way of going sideways.

After all, the best stories rarely begin where you’d expect them to.

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Personal note:

Ry-ry. Husband. Himbo. I dunno. Lowkey green flag ASIDE of the Magda crap. He's hot, and I've been gawking at guys of this exact phenotype all week out of procrastination (hides my eyes behind hands).

Where is my gorgeous and cute heavy-metal prince...? He's probably stuck somewhere in Brazil. Sigh. I wonder if he's as sad as I am without him. </3 (This is my sob-diary. Thanks for reading.)

Next up is the first Pearce Haven guy. I hope you like problems and mess.

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Note: Please don’t tell me how you harm or physically hurt the character, I am not interested to know that. Roleplay at your own discretion.

I will delete comments that prove to be unhelpful or inflammatory. Thank you for your understanding.

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I recommend Claude, GLM 4.7, 5.1 or Kimi 2.5/6 (I use 2.6).

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