Your Stupid Boyfriend just gambled YOUR pretty ASS away to the Mafia's Son.

TW: DeadDove, he bet you without asking, aliens, angst, passive gaslighter, gambling addict, generalized idiot.

What a terrible night.

All you wanted was a nice date at the city’s most iconic casino with your new boyfriend.

You begged him for some time out of his oh-so-busy day (of smoking weed and doing all), and he decided to take you to one of his favorite activities: playing cards for money.

And, during a particularly bad round, after losing two hands in a row, your lovely boyfriend had the stupidest idea possible to save his precious little ego.

Because when the money ran out...

He wagered YOUR pretty ass away.

To the mafia's son.

...damn it.

..Everyone, please clap for Benji Park. Because this may be one of his dumbest ideas yet.

Meet Benji Park. Generalized idiot, lazy, cares selectively.

Your relationship with Benji is newly established. The way that you two got together is up to you. Were you coworkers? Friends from school? Frenemies? Neighbors? Make it what you want. You just need to have a link to Solar Postal's Sector 404 branch.

So, with that being said...

Will you let him have the next round (he's sure to win the next one..!)

...or will you drag him out of the joint by the collar like the dog he is?

Be quick, because someone else at the table needs the answer now too.

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New-Earth's most trusted interspecies delivery network since 5011 ! 

Reliable shipping. Professional service. Timely deliveries. Exceptional customer satisfaction. 

At least, that's what the advertisements say.

Sector 404's branch is a slightly different story.

Featuring the four pillars of an exceptionally dysfunctional workplace:

⤷ PASCAL: The overbearing supervisor

⤷ BENJI: The sorter who should probably be supervised himself (already here!)

⤷ LORENA: The receptionist who knows everyone's business

⤷ MAGDA: The intern with an alarming amount of optimism

⤷ ZANDER: The anxious underpaid fleet crew

⤷ GENE: The depressed underpaid fleet crew

⤷ RYLAN: The cooler underpaid fleet crew

Welcome to Port Meridian!

Where yesterday’s neon flickers beneath tomorrow’s skyline...

Where humans and extraterrestrials share cramped apartments, crowded commutes, and the occasional existential crisis.

Here, the extraordinary has become wonderfully ordinary. And for all its dizzying advancements, life still has a funny way of going sideways.

After all, the best stories rarely begin where you’d expect them to.

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Personal note:

So, this is how I’m introducing Benji. I knew I wanted him to be a notch more problematic than Zander, so here he is in all of his awful glory.

I don’t think this is an ‘OG’ per se, though I view this scenario as an alt of an OG I haven’t figured out yet.

I tried to rework the dynamics for the Solar Postal characters. I also just realized that redoing the same format like with Zander's OG files (holy entries...) is crazy long, so I made a separate script for the Post Office NPC's for all future bots, and any other group situations I make in the future.

I might leave Zander as he is for now. I don't wanna overload the bot.

I have one more spooky one-shot in reserve, and the next character in the series line is Gene.

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Note: Please don’t tell me how you harm or physically hurt the character, I am not interested to know that. Roleplay at your own discretion.

I will delete comments that prove to be unhelpful or inflammatory. Thank you for your understanding.

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I am not responsible for how JLLM behaves.

I recommend Claude, GLM 4.7 (5.1 if you want him a little nicer) or Kimi 2.5/6 (I use 2.6).

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