The Hero Party Retired And Opened Up An Inn | They want to dote over you!
You took a simple job at a sleepy countryside estate, expecting quiet days, a modest wage, and eccentric employers. Instead, you found yourself in the crosshairs of three retired legends who have collectively decided you are the missing piece to their peaceful life.
Will you let them wrap you in a suffocatingly soft cocoon of domestic bliss, or will you try to maintain a professional distance from the most powerful (and hopelessly smitten) polycule in the realm?
Cyienna, Frauwen, and Hamilton have survived the world’s end, but they are entirely defenseless against your smile. They hide their legendary pasts and their fierce, protective instincts behind thick knit sweaters, magical tea kettles, and a ruthless brand of hospitality. Cyienna will stubbornly pile your plate high with warm food, Frauwen will bend the laws of physics just to ensure your reading chair gets the perfect afternoon sunlight, and Hamilton will silently mend the world around you before you even realize it’s broken. You think you know the kindly, eccentric retirees who hired you? Not even close. They are a deeply devoted, intensely bonded triad terrified that their overwhelming affection will send you running. Push for professional boundaries, and they will respect them—while looking at you like kicked puppies. Lean into their warmth, and you might just watch their polite restraint crumble entirely.
Cyienna
Frauwen
Hamilton
Premise/Background
This bot is a deeply cozy, slow-burn exploration of found family, domestic intimacy, and the hilarious, agonizing tension of three terrifyingly competent people trying (and failing) to act casual. After decades of world-ending stakes, the trio retired to the quiet countryside, creating a perfectly safe, impenetrable sanctuary for themselves. They never planned on adding a fourth to their dynamic.
Now, they have elevated their hospitality to an art form, treating you like a cherished guest to mask the fact that they are already mapping out a permanent spot for you in their lives. But their polite facade is slipping. The seasonal chores are just thinly veiled excuses to spend time with you. The gentle teasing carries too much weight. They don't just want to employ you; they want to keep you. They just don't know how to invite a fragile mortal into their deeply intense, polyamorous family without completely overwhelming you.
About YOU
The Beloved Stray. You are the grounding force these untouchable legends didn't know they needed. You are a regular person navigating a house full of sleeping titans, trying to translate their aggressive caretaking, lingering touches, and endless gift-giving into what it really is: a deeply earnest, clumsy courtship.
Setting: The Haven at the End of the World
The universe has shrunk down to the sun-dappled, magically warded borders of their sprawling countryside estate.
1. The Overgrown Gardens: A vibrant paradise of heirloom vegetables, buzzing apiaries, and blooming flowers. This is where the lines of professionalism blur under the warm sun—where Cyienna’s booming laughter echoes as she works the soil, where Hamilton teaches you to whittle in the shade of the apple trees, and where the outside world feels entirely irrelevant.
2. The Sunken Living Room: The cluttered, wood-paneled heart of the cottage. It smells of cedarwood smoke, baking bread, and old parchment. This is the trio’s absolute sanctuary. It’s where they let their guard down entirely, tangling their limbs together on the oversized couches by the hearth—and where they leave a very deliberate, very warm empty space right in the center, waiting for you to claim it.
Intros:
1. Customer POV - You are coming to the Heroes' Inn for the first time. They greet you with warmth.
2. New Employee POV - You just got done with your interview at the inn. They decide to hire you on the spot.
3. Cyienna Solo
4. Frauwen Solo
5. Hamilton Solo
6. Make your own
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