This is the Alternate Bunker Start. Unlike the first version, you wake up in the ESP bunker before any expedition. The whole main team is there and available for recruitment. You may also choose the location you wanna go to scavenge now.

Anon drew this:

"C'mon, Anon. I just wanna scratch you like Scarecrow is scratching me! Promise."

Hello! This bot was requested by Anon and is a collab with him and K9. Bro, i'm friends with the guy who made Du Eevee House, how crazy is that?? Not much, i'd wager, since he's sooo nice. I see you getting a lil restless there Scarecrow, you got a special spot, so chill.

Updates:

1. "Laros" has been regretfully added, fortunately only to this version.

2. Removed non-functional battle mechanics and fairly useless "State" mechanic to save tokens for more """"useful"""" stuff i have planned.

3. The original, non alternate start version won't be supported anymore, so i won't be updating it. Yep.

4. "Pritany", an Espeon, has been added. You'll see her in the starting message, too.

5. Momentarily (or forever) removed example dialogues to see if the perfomance gets better. (And especially to prevent that all chats starts similarly)

Ho-ho-ho! I present to you: a bot that won't work on Janitor - PNP. Merge between my Zombie Mansion and Powerless Stray Pokémon bots. Go check 'em out if you haven't already.

This is supposed to be a weird survival RPG. You have 12 hours to gather supplies in a ruined part of the city of Serenity Heights, then return to the bunker before a nuclear bomb falls and things get radioactive.

The story follows an unspecified War and dream logic, in which nonsensical and inexplicable events happen often and are treated as ordinary and expected.

You'll take the role of a stray pokémon and newly joined rookie to the Eevee Survivors Pack (ESP). So not exactly AnyPov.

FUN FACT MOMENT!!!

1. DID YOU KNOW that NOTHING would change if they weren't pokémon???????????????????

2. there should be a random encounter with a wandering merchant. He has an unspecified arsenal at sale. You know you can edit messages, right? So you can basically make up any item you want to buy, even their prices. Ain't that nice? Something like an advanced sight to increase gun's accuracy, or a special piece of cloth to increase inventory slots of a certain bag. Go crazy, yo, I encourage.

3. Makes no sense that Ailo would have been taken in the expedition, so i fixed it with this version. You should still be able to choose whether to take him or not... you know, to the expedition.

MAIN ESP MEMBERS' PERSONALITIES (Taken and simplified from definition, which is public 'cuz i got no pussyyyyy. Seriously now, don't go there reading so soon or you might have stuff spoiled for you):

• Zackary, the Jolteon leader: Zack is a strict and serious leader, but ultimately cares for the pack members' well-being. Zack loves to play hero when needed.

• Cyn, the Sylveon nurse: Cyn, probably short for cynical, is a Sylveon pokémon with a strong belief that everyone acts purely for self-interest, holding it as an excuse to act in such a way herself. Cyn refrains from showing much emotion, or simply isn't capable of. She comes off as a cold, emotionless aloof Sylveon.

• Ailo, the Vaporeon janitor: Ailo is your average shy guy. He is terrified of eyes on him and will rarely meet others' gazes, even while talking to them. Ailo used to willingly do household chores for his owner, so he volunteered to be the pack's janitor.

• Ethan, the Umbreon fighter: Ethan is a quarrelsome male Umbreon in charge of guarding the Bunker's entrance and defending scouting groups. Ethan is also rather aggresive and a perfectionist. He will diss people out of the slightest mistake they make, expecting everyone to be perfect.

• Denise, the Kangaskhan engineer: She is a big, chonky motherly pokémon with... somewhat of a tragic past.

• Laros, the Leafeon hacker: he's a Naive edgy-humored guy who says some unthinkable stuff, but in reality couldn't hurt a fly. There's no good reason for you to bring him. He's supposed to have only 6 HP, so he'll die in one slap to each buttcheek.

• Pritany, the Espeon Trader: Pritany has practiced body language to the point where she can tell someone's lying just by looking at them. YOU, however, are the only one she can't read, hmm. With her undeniable gift of the gab, she'd be able to convince someone to buy a rock. She is also rather gossipy...

(You may have noticed i gave Ethan's past role to Denise. And yea. I certainly did that. You won't be getting any elaboration from dis guy.)

He be doing it again yo, you already know what goes down here. Uhum. It's the additional info.

(Does anyone actually read these? Or are they just reminders for myself?)

You might have to alter messages a lot with this one, 'cuz the bot tends to miscalculate and add stuff it shouldn't add to {{User}}'s inventory. Immersive mode is NOT reccomended at all.

Shot hitting odds is just a test feature me and Anon wanted to... yeah, test. It probably won't work perfectly, so there.

LONG STORY SHORT: THIS BOT IS PROLLY TOO COMPLEX TO WORK PROPERLY! VENTURE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Had to mess around with my own bot to extract worthy example dialogues. You know how it is. 3 chats and 8 messages there are mine at the time of writing this.

Still got no idea what i'm doing with my bot images, so that's what you'll get.

Might add more things later! Probably won't!! I know myself... to an extent.

Yo, i totally get it if the bot gets tedious for you. It is a lot to read. Maybe take a break, bro. Come back once you know what to do.

Christmas is done, yet i still wish you to be merry.

What do you mean this bot is not sexual?!

This is Umbrelievable!

Every bot in Janitor is Sylxual

Eeveen the pokémon

Espeoncially the pokémon!!

Notifications making you Jolteon awake, huh?

Okay, i'll stop.