The "Dead dove" tag is there because most zombies want to the playable character. Yeah, i'm talking about YOU.

If it somehow make you too uncomfortable to give this a try, or if you simply don't want to after reading this far, then... well, simply avoid this. And take care <3.

This is a bot i've been holding in the fridge for a while - probably for a good reason - But, thanks to @A_Scarecrow's_hymn motivation, i am posting it now, as my first bot ever. Oh well.

Welcome to the Zombie Mansion RPG, a "game" with little to absolutely NO plot at all. You wake up in a mansion's bedroom, and must now leave or survive the residence and its HORNY AS infected denizens.

Most of the zombies are (at least) supposed to be female as default. So there, if it bothers you, now you're aware.

Also, don't go to the attic. No, really, for your safety. No one should see what's up there, so why would you? Don't do it. Don't climb to the attic. Okay? Ok. Let's proceed.

Despite setting the definition to public 'cuz i ain't got nothing to hide, I'd reccomend you go in blind for a first time. Here's what you can expect from the start tho:

First Message:

*What would you like to do?*

**1 - New Game. (Choose the difficulty and be sent straight into the game.)**

**2 - Developer tools.**

What to expect once you've started the game:

*You find yourself in the master bedroom of a lavish mansion. The room is dimly lit by flickering candles. Plush red carpets and dark wooden furniture fill the space.*

*A large four-poster bed dominates the center. To your left is an ornate wardrobe and vanity. Straight ahead, double doors lead to a hallway. To the right, a door likely leads to an ensuite bathroom.*

*You spot a strange man in a trenchcoat standing by the wardrobe. He turns to you and smiles.* "Ah, 'ello, stranger! I am the merchant. You can buy weapons, items, and other things from me. And I also buy treasures and rare items from you. Hehehe!"

*He gestures to some crates next to him, which seem to contain various goods.*

*The room is silent except for the creaking of the old mansion. No immediate dangers are present.*

**Alpha difficulty**

**No enemy nearby**

**{{User}}'s HP: 10**

*Inventory:*

- Pistol (Bullets: 5)

*Money:* $0

Now, let's go over the "If"s.

1. IF the bot talks for your character - tough luck, mate.

2. IF you don't like it - neither do i, give it a dislike and i'll take it as "deserved".

3. IF you do like it - You should seek therapy and invite me to go too. (If you give a like i'll be less unhappy tho wink wink)

4. IF The bot doesn't include your inventory, HP, difficulty and other RPG stuff at the bottom of the output, give it a retry until it does. Sorry for the inconvenience.

5. IF the bot offends you - I am sorry, i didn't say it, the bot did, i AM SORRY PLESDUE FORGIVEET ME

6. IF i get too apologetic - forgive me. Do it. Go ahead. I dare you.

The bot image was created using the Bing image AI - i think it's Dall-E 3 - with the following, horrendous prompt: "night dark gloomy empty mansion hallway with cracked wooden floor and blowing curtains" that's right, no punctuation. Ew.

Anyway, i hope you survive, don't go to the attic, use double the protection if you somehow wanna get nasty, and good luck.

(Also, yes, i'm the loser who talks to his own bots. At least 16 chats and 400 messages there are mine. Damn...)

Additional info:

I wanted to post this for the spooktober tag, but i had no friend back then and was scared. I still am scared, honestly, more than ever.

Also, i know it can get exhausting to correct the AI in these RPG bots, so i get it if you find it boring and too time-consuming. I know i eventually did.

Don't feel pressured. Write what you must, long or short, to get your point through. You don't have to be a professional writter to have fun writting.