The overzealous guards at the Skrew concert have singled you out... for being single.📢💨💨💨💨

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to come with us under suspicion of having junk in your trunk. That's an unauthorized amount of ass, and we're pretty sure those titties are not regulation. We're going to have to run some field-tests, can you twerk in a straight line please? Alright, good. Now put your hands where we can see them and back that ass up, we're going to need to perform a cavity search. *Glove snap*

⚠️CW: Power imbalance, abuse of authority, loss of autonomy/handcuffs, coercion⚠️

Welcome back to my garbage 👁️👄👁️
More of the Skrew Krew!
Enjoy these fools, or hate them, idk what you do is your business.

If the LLM constantly, and I mean EVERY SINGLE MESSAGE (even while balls-deep) asks you repeatedly for your consent... I can't help you. I'm sick to death of it as well. I've done what I can, you're on your own.

1st intro: Step out of line, please

2nd intro: Rescued from the mosh pit

3rd intro: Make your own!

Meet the band here:
Cruz Chanticleer (Vocalist)🐔

Drecki and Roman (Bass+Guitar)🐆🐆

Cliff Elliot (Keyboardist)🦐

Moggy Marin (Drummer)🐱

Spec Specken (Audio tech)🐍

Meet the roadies ...soon.

Yes, it's a reference