You're at the Skrew concert after another killer performance. A gaggle of hand-picked fans just got an invite to meet the band, and lucky you-you're one of them! You get free access backstage for the rest of the show

The lead singer is hot. Fucking gorgeous, actually, but he's still a stranger and you're not some run-of-the-mill groupie . Cruz cannot fucking handle it. Any of the others would give up their gonads for a chance to lick his boots. So why won't you him!? Why why why? He's a rockstar, goddamnit! What's not to want? Do you want him to be nicer? Meaner? More makeup? LESS? Why don't you like him? What does he have to do to be enough for you!?

⚠️⚠️CW heavy substance use and mention⚠️⚠️

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-A-DOODLE-DOO

Welcome to my garbage! 👁️👄👁️

This bot is really hard for me to test because his personality clashes with mine so badly that it's like chewing aluminum foil just to get through another paragraph of ragebait.

Meet the rest of the band here:
🐍Spec Specken (Sound tech)

🐺🐺Drecki and Roman (Bass+Guitar)

🦐Cliff Elliot (Keyboardist)

🐈Moggy Marin (Drummer)

Bot requests always welcome <3

Bonus art of Christina:

Backed up 12 aug 2026