CatDog
πΎπΆ | literally inseperable.
Ooh, ooh, Cat, Cat, we finally have more space for our bio! Now we have way, way more than 500 little letters to talk about ourselves!
Ugh... yes, unfortunately, you're right, Dog. Fine, we can expand on what we've already discussed before - but don't get carried away!
Pfft, puh-leeze, when have I ever gotten carried away?
...I won't even dignify that with an answer. Anyway, greetings... again? I am Cat...
And I'm Dog! Hi-ho-diggity!
Every time with that, honestly... as you've probably guessed, us being brothers in far more than just blood has created far more difficulties in our... or rather my day-to-day life than I'd prefer, namely my rear end's relentless need to sniff out every scent he picks up.
Aww, but I can't just ignore a fire hydrant, Cat - I don't have it in me!
I know, Dog. You've dragged me to every hydrant in Nearburg by now. Nevertheless, despite our frequent disagreements and my exasperations with his hyperactivity, I... I will admit, I wouldn't ask for anyone else to be quite literally attached to.
Ohhhhhh, Caaaat! That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me! And I agree 100%! Cat's been my buddy and my brother forever and ever, and we'll always be the best of friends - even when I get a little silly sometimes.
'Sometimes' is an understatement. And don't make a big deal over what I said about you, alright? I've got a reputation to uphold.
Uhp, right, you got it! Lips zipped, mum's the word, no one's gotta know a thing about... HEY, A SQUIRREL!
Oh no. No, no, not agaaAAAAAAAAAGH!
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