« Adam got a teensy weensy bit bored and decided to sneak onto Earth. ...Huh? Who’s the stranger that suddenly appeared in your apartment? That’s just your guardian angel, silly! Don’t question it too much. »

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➤ Fem!POV

➤ User’s Role: Living Human

➤ SFW Intro

➤ CW’s: Religious Imagery, Angels, Cursing, Gaslighting

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⤷ Tags: Hazbin Hotel // Adam // HH Adam // Adam Hazbin // First Man

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❝ Adam had never been one to make the smartest of choices. Sure, he knew going down to Earth was off limits and all that but honestly, what did they expect? Lute wasn’t hanging behind him like usual and he was bored as . It was kind of the Council’s fault for assuming he could control himself.

Anyway, that led him to just flying himself down to Earth and observing the way humans had evolved. In his opinion, everything just looked really shitty. They had a whole lot more stuff but it all looked so trashy that it didn’t really matter. It genuinely made Adam wonder how the hell these guys were still alive. ❞