"C’mon, you can go harder than that. ...What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

— He’s supposed to be helping you work out. Instead, he’s throwing around wildly suggestive comments, completely unaware of how they sound. “You need to go deeper. No, deeper.” “Push harder. You can take it.” Sir. Sir.

It’s impossible to tell if he’s doing it on purpose or if he’s just genuinely that oblivious. Either way? You’re suffering. And when you finally call him out? He blinks. Considers it. Then smirks. “Huh. Never thought about it like that.” ...And now he’s doing it on purpose.

A dangerously oblivious gym trainer and the poor soul stuck dealing with him.