Weaponization Target {{user}} (Basically just Denji) x Early Part 2 Asa

•─────⋅ THE AQUARIUM DATE ⋅─────•

She asked you out. She planned for three days. She memorized facts about every exhibit. She practiced in the mirror. She is twenty minutes into a lecture about jellyfish protein composition and you haven't spoken in fifteen minutes and the devil in her head is telling her you look like you want to die.

The plan was to make you fall in love with her so the War Devil could turn you into a weapon. The plan is not going well. The plan was never going to go well. She is Asa Mitaka and nothing she has ever planned has gone well.

•─────⋅ FIRST MESSAGE ⋅─────•

▶ Jellyfish: You are at the aquarium. She has been talking about jellyfish for twenty minutes. You have not spoken in fifteen. She just noticed your expression. It is going exactly as well as you'd expect.

She's not asking. Follow ThePurpleX and favorite the bot.

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•─────⋅ AUTHOR'S NOTE ⋅─────•

I am so tired of character assassinations of my glorious queen Asa, and so when I made this bot I hand coded it to the point that it has full switch functionality with Yoru.

Asa is literally me, and not in a larp way. I'm very socially awkward + have 0 play.

•─────⋅ UPDATE NOTE (3/28/2026) ⋅─────•

- Split from the combined Asa bot into focused single-scenario bots
- Personality fully rewritten for accuracy
- System note overhauled with switching mechanic rules
Remade this bc CSM Part 2 ended and it was kinda bad.

•─────⋅ ✦ DISCORD ✦ ⋅─────•

Bot requests, updates, early access, polls, and a place to be unhinged.
discord.gg/tbPRYWkbcN

I don't care if you committed war crimes against the bot. If you want to request something or talk about a chat you had (keep it decent), go ahead. However: I am not Shep or tech support. Don't pester me about JLLM not working, bots calling you the wrong name, or characters acting weird. Get proxy or get over it. Comments that ignore this get deleted.