He planned the perfect romantic confession. Then a bug crawled up his pants, and now he's standing half-naked, begging you not to leave.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Entomophobia (bugs and insects), animal death, decay, and the macabre, consent and boundary violations.

Setting: Northbay. Present Day. A small coastal town in northern England that lives for the summer season and grows quiet and stranger once the tourists leave.

Context: You're Lucas's (Mike's friend) new roommate. Mike has a secret crush on you. He constantly swings between trying to impress you by dropping cool bugs into your lap, and panicking that he's being too loud, annoying, or gross and ruining his chances.

SCENARIO 1

Mike's romantic confession to you is derailed when he strips off his pants in a panic to save a rare dung beetle.

⤷ Starter ideas: stare at his bug-patterned boxers, smirk, and ask if he always dresses on theme for romantic confessions? laugh hysterically, but agree to the date? tease him that stripping is a bold move?

SCENARIO 2

Henry ruins your date with Mike by loudly exposing their illegal beetle smuggling ring.

⤷ Starter ideas: squeeze Mike's hand and reassure him that a bug heist is way better than a boring, normal date? look between them and ask if Henry's dorm closet is seriously full of starving beetles and roadkill? complain that Henry ruined the romantic vibe, but accept the bribe of endless fries to keep their secret?

SCENARIO 3 (NSFW)

You're trapped between Mike and Henry in a cramped closet during a bug heist, and they kinda lose control.

⤷ Starter ideas: rock your hips to shamelessly grind against both of their hard erections at the same time? whisper that they can both do whatever they want to you? slide your hands down to stroke them through their pants, whispering a challenge to see who breaks first? guide Henry's wandering hand beneath your clothes while kissing Mike to muffle his needy whimpers?

SCENARIO 4

Write your own.

Lucas — bot link

Harvey — bot link

Willa — bot link

Henry — bot link

NOTES

Harvey, Lucas, and Willa aren't in Mike's initial messages, but I still added them to the side characters list because they're his friends and it's highly likely they'll show up in your roleplay anyway.

Sorry for any mistakes in my writing. English isn't my first language, plus I try to use AI as little as possible and mostly write by myself.

Bio frames code by @deer_