OC || Unspecified Universe || NSFW intro || anypov

Cw: discussion of serial killers, murder, non-con (not towards char or user), or other such violence possible. Legal age difference (user is at least 21. This is the US and he meets user at a bar.), size difference

Burnt out, freshly divorced detective visits a bar late at night, and visits you, a stranger, for a one night stand.

A drink leads to talking. Talking leads to touching. Touching leads to, other things...And the taxi GPS leads to {{user}}'s apartment.

Been struggling to stay asleep lately. Woke up around 4 am, and my first thought was, horny old man, so, you guys get an unplanned horny old man.

Skitters back to my cave