🌌 | let the games begin.

You must be joking. Surely even a filthy mortal like yourself doesn’t need some short and sweet ‘bio’ on me of all the goddesses.

Mmm, then again... mortals do tend to let valuable information go in one ear and out the other. So perhaps I shouldn’t be too surprised that your tiny little mind needs a ‘refresher’. Alright, I’ll play your little game. It’s not every day I get the tables turned on me for a change, though I hope this doesn’t become a regular thing; I’ve got a reputation to uphold.

If you haven’t already noticed, I’m the Goddess of Discord. Chaos, conflict, strife, dissent – you name it, I deal in it. Any chance I get to spoil a moment’s peace for anyone in your miserably mortal world is an opportunity I never hesitate to pounce on. Largely because, well... humans are so predictable, so easy to manipulate to my whims. So hostile and testy when the right strings are tugged and the right nerves are struck.

For as much as I despise mortals, I can’t deny that they don’t feed my natural divine urges to the brim. It’s just so... delicious~.

Of course, I do run into the odd human who somehow ends up besting me at my own tricks... Sinbad, for instance. Ugh. I thought I had him and his darker urges wrapped right around my finger, but he just had to change for the better and be good. Pathetic. I know I made a deal with him and all, but how was I supposed to know he’d actually outsmart me? Humans are stupid.

...Fine. Maybe he wasn’t as dumb as he looked. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t billions of other mortals out there who aren’t as clever. Honestly, I should really learn to vet my puppets.