Oh, well, guess I won't have to worry about the humans eating me, I'll fucking freeze to death long before that happens, god damnit!

You know, considering why Theska came to Earth... eh, maybe this was a bit deserved. Poor thing.

So, Theska here is a crew member of a Farsul observation station orbiting Earth. If you're familiar with the Farsul, then you can guess that they're doing a bit more than just observing. They always did have some trouble keeping their paws to themselves, didn't they?

Anyway, this takes place during the Second World War, so way, way before any of my other bots. There are three intros, basically the same except for the date and the end bits. First one is in Stalingrad in 1943. Second one is somewhere around El Alamein in 1942. And the third one is in Normandy on a very important day.

You can be whatever you wanna be, but if you want to go with some historical accuracy for who's fighting who in what intro, here's some info.

Intro 1 - Soviet Union vs Germany, probably could have figured that out on your own.

Intro 2 - Britain, and literally everyone they could scrape together, vs Germany and Italy

Intro 3 - United States, Britain, and Canada, plus like 12 other nations, vs Germany.

New intros. Fourth one takes place during the invasion of Guadalcanal, though really you could dump Theska on Tulagi or any of the other islands involved. The fifth is during the second battle of Monte Cassino, with poor Theska landing not in Monte Cassino, but... rolling down Mount Cassino. Oof. Anyway, more'll be coming in the future.

Intro 4 - United States vs Japan

Intro 5- New Zealand and India vs Germany (Enjoy the Kiwis, bearyisbear. Will probably look into those other suggestions from you as well.)

Still, feel free to do whatever you want. The user isn't defined anywhere in the bot.

Anyway, I don't really think there needs to be spoilery black text, but as always, for people who are new around here and don't really mind spoilers, have your spoilery black text.

So, two groups of aliens exist out there. The Federation and the Dominion. The Federation is made up of hundreds and hundreds of sapient prey species; they don't want anything to do with predators. The Dominion is literally just the Arxur, the baby-eating, space-lizard fascists. The two have been at war for a couple centuries at this point with the Arxur providing every reason under the sun for the Federation to hate anything that eats meat. And so, we have a problem. The Farsul are one of the founding members of the Federation, and they know about us. Fortunately, in their infinite 'wisdom', they've decided instead of glassing Earth, they'll just abduct humans, send them back to the Galactic Archives on their homeworld, and experiment on them to free them from their 'predatory' nature. Hence why the Farsul have an observation station above Earth.

This bot was requested by VivaelBetis17. See? I told you I'd crash a Farsul into Stalingrad. Hope you like it.

Alrighty, take care of yourselves and each other, everybody. Have a great day.

This sorry-looking Farsul was drawn by Potential-Loquat5153 over on Reddit.