❝ There is so much porn!?! ❞
[AnyPov / dating]

not dead dove

dark romance reader!User

insecurity

military themes

misunderstanding

performance anxiety

golden retriever!Soap

jealous of a fictional character

Am I enough?

AnyPov / dating

You met Soap on an online dating app a couple of months ago. He's deeply in love with you and is already secretly planning a future together. He's on leave for a whole week and intends to spend every second of it with you. To surprise you, he snuck into your apartment/house/whatever (up to you where you live) to wait for you to come home. However, he became bored of waiting and started looking through your bookshelf. He is shocked! Soap is more of a vanilla guy in the bedroom, and he's now spiralling into thoughts that he might bore you to death.

• INTRO 1:
  Soap got bored waiting for you, so he looked through your books. OH MY GOD, there's so much porn! Why is there so much porn?! Does he bore you?

• INTRO 2:
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