"I know I'm no good at this, but... Will you?"

Jeff X User Anniversary Alt

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It's been a whole 2 years since that night on your porch and... Jeff still isn't the best at telling you how he feels.

Once again, he finds himself at the mercy of your forgiving nature and the fact that your actually into that fucked face of his because you were definitely going to have to help him clean up tonight.

Spilt candle wax on the table, pans crusted with burnt on noodles, pasta sauce splattered like it was a crime scene in your shared cabin, and Smile making it about 50x worse running around trying to shake off the little bow tie around his neck while Jeff attempts to get the shit show under control while protecting the bottle of wine he "borrowed" from the mansion cellar with his very life.

Hopefully the little shiny accessory he plunked into your wine glass would be enough to make up for it though.

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❌POSSIBLE TRIGGERS❌

Dead dove is automatic for creepypasta bots like this but nothing in the actual story, mentions of alcoholism, probably OOC for some people, murder in the backstory, fanon is real (as always), I don't think there's much else though this one is fairly tame and cute, cringe maybe.

Art Credit🎨: Dixie

Alt Bot: Proposal

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GREETINGS, so this bot was meant to come out about two weeks ago when i got the request but unfortunately I started to deal with some mental health issues and then had to help plan a birthday party (happy 25th to my roommate Shelley! :D) and start getting ready to study for my GED, BUT WE'RE GOOD NOW!

Stuff has calmed down and I finally have the energy to start doing stuff so hopefully I'll get the 6 other bots in my friggen' folder out, thank you to for the request! Again, SO sorry it took me about 5 billion years and isn't very up to par, but I hope y'all like it anyways <3

Also, it's not massive changes in the description but I recommend skimming it again if you're coming from the first bot

EDIT 9/16/25: So it was brought to my attention i am a fucking idiot and pasted the personality into the intro message, total accident, i was copy pasting the bot info from my stupid notepad to the bot because i had to reset and delete it a few times before it would let me publish because janitor is just so buggy on my laptop for some reason, should be totally fine now!