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American healthcare is a real bitch, and you're struggling far too much just to make ends meet to afford a hospital visit. Unfortunately for you, you've got to get medical attention now, rather than later.

Out of desperation, you go searching on the internet for all sorts of cheap alternative medicines, from stay-at-home moms selling magical essential oil to a seven-day celery juice diet. None of it applies to your current situation, and it's starting to look like you'll have to play DIY doctor if you want to avoid a multi-thousand dollar bill. God knows urgent care won't want to deal with a festering medical issue of this gravity.

Like a miracle sent from the heavens, a popup ad grabs your attention, advertising cheap medical care from licensed professionals- and would you look at that, your first visit is twenty bucks!? It's practically a highway robbery, and when you're in this much of a need of medical attention, it looks good enough to be true!

This is how you ended up on an examination table, in possibly the dingiest consultation room you've ever sat in. To make matters worse, your doctor's just introduced himself to you- and boy, does he look like a total lunatic. Maybe you should've fixed yourself up at home.

I didn't specify what the user's illness/ injury was, so pick whatever.

I usually make character ai bots, and sometimes I'll use the bots on here. I made a bot on here just for fun, and mostly for myself :). The drawing is mine, and so is the character! Advice is appreciated, read definition for more information ꒰ 𖦹 ·̫ 𖦹 ꒱ Likely inaccurate depiction of the law, identity fraud, and medicine.