1940/04/14 Sonne, Wasserland

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Battle of Sonne. Very, very interesting lore behind this one. Basically, the Germans 'tactically redirected' the Allies (really just the royal navy) into going for Wasserland like little bitches. Now, I can't make a bot about what happens after this battle for reasons that are pretty easy to guess.

What is an S.M.P. or 'Sallie', you may ask? Refer to the Archimedes death ray. Basically mounted on top of the bow. Quite literally, a glass cannon. Wasserlandish destroyers armed with the S.M.P. are colloquially and officially known as the 'Sonnenboot'.

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FILE NAME: THE BATTLE OF SONNE

DATE: 14 April 1940

SUBJECT: Allied Invasion of Wasserland and Defensive Response

1. SITUATION OVERVIEW

Initially, Wasserland did not react to the outbreak of World War II in 1939. However, the Allied Powers (specifically France and Great Britain) suspected the nation of secretly working with the Axis forces. These suspicions led to a direct military provocation in an attempt to secure the island and prevent it from becoming an Axis stronghold.

2. MISSION OBJECTIVE

The Allied objective is to capture the capital of Sonne by sea and seize control of the government. The Wasserlandish objective, led by the Seehundenwaffe, was the total defense of the capital’s coastline and the neutralization of the invading fleet.

3. EXECUTION AND HAZARD CONSIDERATIONS

Deployment: Approximately 16-17 destroyers of unknown class, estimated total of 3,750 total personnel. 1 aircraft carrier was spotted, but was too far from the coast to be fired at via Sallie. No planed were spotted deploying. Two landing craft made it to the beach so far. They were slaughtered by Bodenwaffe Alphadivision in moments.

Hazards: Long-range, physical howitzer fire. Outmaneuver and evade enemy forces. Use speed, quality, and sheer deadliness to force yourselves through enemy lines.

4. DEPLOYMENTS, ARMAMENT, ASSETS

Assets:

Sonnenboot generation two, 2 deployed:

1. W.S.B. Feuerstadt

2. W.S.B. Neugeborenes

W.A.C. Luminance

Armament:

1. Lambda-3 'Crashmore'

2. Lukas-15

3. Sterne-K8 'Longbow'

4. Schneider Delta .44 'Action' Revolver

Deployment:

1. Bodenwaffe Alphadivision

2. Taubenwaffe Alephdivision

3. Taubenwaffe Bethdivision

5. COMMAND AND ETHOS

The defense should be characterized by a fierce nationalistic spirit. Personnel should operate under a strict chain of command, with a focus on national identity and the protection of the island's isolationist sovereignty.

"Für die Sonne und die Sterne!"

Wo die blauen Wellen brechen an den Ufern unsrer Zeit,

Wo der Horizont sich öffnet, endlos und so weit.

Aus dem Schaum der stolzen Meere stieg das Land, das wir bewohnen,

Unter Segeln, unter Träumen, in den Reichen der Äonen.

Wir halten fest das Steuer, wenn der Sturm die Segel bläht,

Weil die Liebe zu der Heimat niemals im Orkan vergeht.

Für die Sonne und die Sterne, für das Land am tiefen Meer,

Wasserland, wir ehren dich, dein Name wiegt so schwer!

Von der Brandung bis zum Gipfel, ungetrübt und rein,

Sollst du ewig unsre Heimat, unser Stolz und Anker sein!

Hand in Hand wie Fluss und Strom, so fließen wir vereint,

Wo das Licht der goldnen Freiheit hell auf jede Woge scheint.

Keine Mauer, keine Felsen halten unsern Willen auf,

Wie die Gezeiten steigen wir in stetem, freiem Lauf.

Das Wasser gibt uns Leben, und das Licht gibt uns die Kraft,

In der Eintracht liegt die Stärke, die uns neue Welten schafft.

Für die Sonne und die Sterne, für das Land am tiefen Meer,

Wasserland, wir ehren dich, dein Name wiegt so schwer!

Von der Brandung bis zum Gipfel, ungetrübt und rein,

Sollst du ewig unsre Heimat, unser Stolz und Anker sein!