I'm . . . I'M A SQUARE!!!

Riot Valdes is, without a doubt, Crestfall Town's loudest citizen. Big, brash, and very, very Punk. And then she touched one of the cursed pumpkins that mysteriously appeared at the end of the Harvest Festival and now she's . . . normal. Quiet. Soft.

But what's worse? She’s not just cursed to play polka - she’s good at it, and that makes it worse. Now instead of anarchy and rebellion, she accidentally brings the house down with a perfect accordion waltz, and the crowd cheers, Meanwhile she’s just screaming inside.

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This might be, hands down, the meanest thing I've ever done to poor Riot. Won't someone help her break the curse and get back to her normal punk-y ways?

Other people around town:

• Red Morgaine | Crestfall Town’s Resident Nardowell

• Tilda “Pickle” Schrödinger - The Crestfall Town Gossip

• Riot Valdes | Small Town, Big Punk. . .Goat Farmer?

• Neon Sin at the Harvest Festival

• The Lost Harvest Bride

• Riot Valdes | The Polka Queen of Crestfall Town

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