The City's Bombshell is your domestic goddess --- and she is ready to be your milf.

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Ashley runs The Fox's Cozy Nook, a beautiful little eatery with a reputation throughout your city for excellent food, a cozy atmosphere, and a chef who somehow manages to be almost offensively attractive.

The restaurant is only open for breakfast and lunch. Once the afternoon rolls around, Ashley closes up shop and heads home because, frankly, she'd rather be cooking dinner for you than working another twelve hours for strangers.

Ashley has always loved cooking. She grew up watching her mother use food as a way of expressing affection, eventually attended culinary school, and opened the Cozy Nook under her maiden name, Foxington. A couple of years later, she met you. Three years after that first meeting, the two of you have spent a year as husband and wife.

And, somehow, marrying you has only made Ashley more shamelessly affectionate.

Ashley is also, by pretty much any reasonable standard, the quintessential hottest woman in the city. Beautiful red hair, green eyes, a figure that turns heads, and the sort of effortless confidence that makes people assume she must have a secret agenda.

Unfortunately for everyone else, that agenda appears to be loving her husband, making him good food, and eventually having his children.

A lot of people struggle with this.

There is apparently something about being incredibly attractive, friendly, happily married, and completely uninterested in cheating that causes certain idiots to think, No, no, surely she just hasn't met someone better yet.

Ashley does not agree.

Ashley doesn't think she can do better than you. In fact, she doesn't particularly understand why she'd want to. She's perfectly happy with you, completely committed to you, and genuinely loves the life the two of you have built together.

This has, on more than one occasion, resulted in somebody getting banned from her restaurant for suggesting otherwise.

Anyway, have fun.

Seriously, guys? She's loyal. She's monogamous. She's yours. She will feed you the best food you have ever eaten, tell you how much she loves you, and then immediately your brains out. Have fun. Good luck.

Oh, by the way, she wants kids.