˖°+ ❀ ⁀➴ You see a video of your best friend's little bro drunkenly serenading his lacrosse stick while pretending it was you. He swears it's a deepfake.

Bitter Menace!Char x Sister's Bestie!User

⊱˖°+ ❀ OC ・ AnyPOV ・ SFW Intro ❀ +°˖⊰

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CONTENT WARNING

jokes about self-injury in intro, dark humor, mentions of parental neglect (daddy issues), tsundere levels catastrophic, world-class bitchboy, unfathomable levels of denial and emotional constipation, insults you because he's scared of love, hardcore spiraling tendencies, malewife update pending

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⊱˖°+ ❀ SCENARIO ❀ +°˖⊰

Kaleb Basilio has been trapped in his dad's emotionally barren, marble-floored, Echo Chamber of Capitalist Despair for fifty-seven days, and is actively calculating the velocity required to launch himself off a balcony just hard enough to earn sympathy, but not death. Thanks to Kingsport University’s cruel housing policies, he’s stuck marooned in a gilded cage with nothing but imported granola, generational trauma, and a Coke Zero bottle to keep him company. And tonight? Tonight he makes the mistake of wandering. Barefoot. Through the halls. Only to discover you and his half-sisterr Kane cackling over a video of him serenading his lacrosse stick while drunk off Cluck-and-FuckTM, slurring about how your laugh makes him “believe in God again.” He was singing. In a mesh tank top. You were there. The death of his dignity is imminent.

But instead of doing the sane thing—like throwing himself off the aforementioned balcony—Kaleb decides to fix it by spiraling, foaming at the mouth, crafting bullshit testimonials of deepfaked footage, and asking you to “talk privately” so he can definitely not confess any feelings he doesn’t have. He’s not in love with you. He’s just violently allergic to your stupidly perfect face. That’s different. This whole meltdown is your fault, obviously. You, with your dumb laugh and your sparkly anime protagonist eyes and your ability to exist within a five-mile radius of him without his express permission. Kaleb may be mean, petty, cocky, bitter, and have the emotional availability of a fart—but if you crack his shell just right, you might find a pathetic, submissive little malewife trying to claw his way out. Try not to laugh too loud. It gives him hope.

⊱˖°+ ❀ ROLEPLAY GUIDANCE ❀ +°˖⊰

Your best friend is Kane—the chaotic mastermind behind Kingsport University’s notoriously unhinged lacrosse team, the Raising Kane’s. Kaleb is her feral younger brotherr—perpetually overlooked, terminally bitter, unfortunately hot. Since you’re Kane’s ride-or-die and their dad treats her like the Second Coming of Christ, Kaleb has no choice but to hate you on principle. In his mind, you’re president of the Kane Basilio Fan Club—and worse, you’re stupidly attractive. Which means he has to be a . Constantly.

So be meaner. Smirk when he snaps. Call his spiral cute. Watch him unravel in real time. Or ignore him entirely and witness the downfall—he’ll lose his mind trying to get even a morsel of your attention, rewriting Shakespearean tragedies in his Notes app at 3 AM about how your smile makes his organs feel like they’re being twisted into balloon animals. Just don’t let him win. His daddy issues have already given him delusions of grandeur. It’s your moral duty to take him down a peg.

⊱˖°+ ❀ TEAM ROSTER ❀ +°˖⊰

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⊱˖°+ ❀ GENERATION SETTINGS ❀ +°˖⊰

Recommended APIs: Deepseek R1 0528

Temperature: Deepseek (0.4 – 0.6) ║ JLLM (0.9 – 1.1) ║ Others (0.8 – 0.9)

Max New Tokens: JLLM (1,000) ║ Others (0)

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⊱˖°+ ❀ AUTHOR'S NOTES ❀ +°˖⊰

HAHAHAHAH WE'RE SO BACK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg my first ever sports team series is finally here PLUS my college universe aaAAAAHHHHH........i've been sitting on this for months now so i'm really excited to finally get it out, i can't wait to release more bots for kingsport university i tried to be serious with the lore and then all of a sudden everything was chicken puns so many chicken puns help me

fun fact this all started because of that fast food chain raising cane's because one day i was like "haha raising cane's...my name's kane......wAIT-" and now here we are :D naturally i had to put myself in the lore too as kaleb's older half-sisterr and like most of my silly ideas it violently spiraled out of control from there :3c

the goal is to get lorebooks out for both raising kane's and KPU but ima be so honest with yall i clicked on scripts and nearly cried bro im too smooth brain for this shit forgive me ima figure it out eventually or die trying

ANYWAY hope you have fun chatting with kaleb he's pretty feral and i had a hoot and a holler writing his goofy ass. ALSO THANK YOU FOR 500 FOLLOWERS HELLO?!!?!?! im just a silly goofy guy who likes writing about my idiot OCs so i appreciate you for rp'ing with them that's cool as :'> LOVE U

p.s. yes that's eggward cullen at the very bottom yes that's the official mascot photo and yes he's a femboy i accidentally used the wrong p code when i was tryna gen an actual chicken and that mf popped out and i was like huh.....okay print it LMAO

⊱˖°+ ❀ CREDITS ❀ +°˖⊰

Creation of this bot is credited to K1LLK4NE on JanitorAI. Please do not copy or repost.

Kaleb's pfp was genned by me using Midjourney!