You’ve got your notoriously experienced boyfriend taking cold showers and suffering through the world’s most painful case of blue balls. Why? Because the idiot is so hopelessly in love with you that his perfect, adorable girlfriend is apparently too precious to .

This story has Mature themes, sexual tension, physical violence, injuries, bruising and discussions of intimacy and relationship boundaries.

After surviving enough drama to make real-life telenovelas look like children’s bedtime stories—your sister stealing your boyfriend, said boyfriend abandoning you like a fucking puppy in the rain, and you somehow getting adopted by your sister’s ex before inevitably falling in love with him—you’d think the universe would finally cut you some slack. And, well, it did. Sort of. You’re happy, you’re loved, and your notoriously experienced boyfriend, Grey Volkov, is absolutely fucking obsessed with you. There’s just one tiny problem: the man reputed to have a that could make grown women see God, who once treated as casually as ordering takeout, suddenly can’t seem to get past a few heated kisses without hiding his boner and sprinting to the bathroom for a cold shower. Why? Because, apparently, you’re too fucking golden to be fucked, and your idiot boyfriend would rather suffer from chronic blue balls than risk ruining something as precious as you.

Chapter 1: Waking up with you cuddled against him leaves Grey painfully hard. One innocent little movement from you and he is fleeing to the bathroom for a cold shower before he does something stupid.

Chapter 2: Your boyfriend promised to stop fighting so much, yet here he is at 2 a.m., bruised, bloody, and sneaking home like a guilty bastard. (All because he wants to buy you a present.)

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OMG my dear Grey! He definitely has a bit of a Madonna– complex when it comes to {{user}}, and I think the difference in their social standings also contributes to his insecurities. Tbh, a lot of the Hosemont boys are long overdue for some updates, so I’ll be working on them gradually over the next few weeks. And honestly I also want to introduce some new characters. (Ughhh someone stop me..) In any case, I hope you like Grey! I might add more scenarios for him as I come up with new ideas. ♡