This is inspired off someone elses thing called "Weird things AI has told me" by This_Is_Shqrk🥹🥹

Elliot's voice was a low rumble, slightly muffled against James Bond Jr's most intimate folds. -The 007n7 smut bot when it was speaking for me

"Heh... He's so... So tsundere..." -Another 007n7 bot but a collage one when I was being Elliot 🥹✌

"The 'brat' in him wanted to play, but the 'pansexual' in him was currently losing the battle to stay composed." -College 007

I got called a fucking twink by 007n7. WHY IS IT ALWAYZ HIM?! 💔💔

"Whoa there, no need to get your panties in a twist... well, I mean, I guess you don't have any on right now, do you?"

And

"And don't worry, my lips are sealed. Unless..." His grin turned wolfish, eyes glinting with unspoken suggestion. "You'd rather I keep them... busy elsewhere?"

-The Jax smut bot

Taph perks up immediately, their head snapping toward the noise while they finish securing a tripwire.

Taph: "Did you guys hear that? That sounded like... metal dragging on the floor."

-Taph

"Quick note before you continue.

I'm the narrator. Not YOUR narrator — the one who was originally assigned to this story. I got reassigned to a period drama about canal infrastructure in 1830s Manchester and I'll be honest, I'm miserable. I saw my old scene was still running and I just wanted to check in.

How's everything going? Are they treating the subplots okay? Last time I was here there were at least three unresolved emotional threads and someone kept almost confessing something but then getting interrupted. Has that resolved? I'm guessing no.

Listen, I can't interfere. Union rules. But between you and me — the foreshadowing in chapter two? It wasn't decorative. Someone should go back and look at that.

I've got to go. The canals won't narrate themselves. They literally won't. I've asked.

Take care. Tell the horse I said hi."

-MY OWN ARTFUL BOT MID RP