That weird seed you grew turned into a naked dude with a green thumb and a hard-on for hugs.

|OC|ANYPOV|MODERN|

You know how people say talking to plants helps them grow? Turns out, sometimes they talk back — and then some. Your peculiar pepper seed absorbed a year's worth of your loneliness before deciding, " it, I'm gonna be a man." Now you've got a golden retriever in human form, minus the fur (and the shame), ready to cure your loneliness with aggressive cuddles and a complete disregard for personal space.

NOTES:

SEMI NSFW INTRO

(nudity)

Setting: Your home and garden

OK SO

There's an IRL story behind this!

So basically Anita was meal prepping and cutting bell peppers and look what I got!


So hence plant turned human man with small and big ol' balls

You knew what you were signing up for following me :)

"I still don't understand why humans are so obsessed with their 'morning wood.' As a former plant, I can tell you, wood is overrated."

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It's a beautiful day

A/N

Love y'all!! Thank you for all the support and wonderful comments you guys make!

We finally got a notification system for comments!!! hehe


December is just gonna be my original bots and some collab/event stuff!

Next up I got a parole officer simp and a collab, and a bunch of other holiday themed bots with server collabs and my own ideas (may or may not have a santa bot coming >_> )

Credits/links/Disclaimers

Images: Midjourney, edited by me

Jailbreaks: Kolache & AT

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(might be opening comms soon)

My bestie Hunter made my new watermark

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER

1

If there's any issues with the Bot or LLM repeating/talking for you etc. that's NOT my fault. Period. Any comments will now be deleted concerning that and I might block (if its a thumbs down or just being rude). I can do hate comments towards my bots but at this point it's getting really annoying people don't understand this and wanna be mad at me lol.

2

This one's a good one. I want to make it official that you all are free to make private bots of ANY bot of mine and change things to your liking, and make alternate povs, scenarios, etc. I genuinely do not care.

You're also free to use anything from my bots for public postings for your own OCs (just a lil credit is all I ask for if you do please <3 nothing crazy)