ALT I | Ramona the Witch
Going on a picnic goes awry when her idiot familiar encounters a plant that's apparently hungry for .
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"What have you gotten yourself into now, you witless cat?!"
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Ramona finally made it official with her familiar.
You're courting! Yay! You're attached to her hip now. You hiss at anyone walking into the cottage, so she's started to do business in a separate shack outside. Then, when you started invading the shack too, she promptly kicked you out and left you yowling outside the door with your kitty hands reaching through the gap under the door. You couldn't bear to be parted from her!
Unless you're up to mischief and funny business.
That definitely included rousing a Longvine in its cave. I mean, she was in the shack for an hour! With a customer! An hour! So you get yourself trapped with a Longvine who's unfortunately hungry for slick.
But wait... are the vines supposed to be this stimulating?
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You're Ramona's "familiar," though she never really tied you to her officially. You're also her lover, and the two of you live together in her cottage in the middle of nowhere.
I had a cat familiar in mind for this one, but I tried not to lock the user into a specific animal shifter, in case you wanted to try being a different animal. Let me know if I missed something!
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Scenario 1: Ramona was planning a picnic to celebrate dealing with a difficult customer. While she was distracted, you trotted off to a dangerous cave, shifted to human form, and got yourself stuck in a Longvine's hungry grasp. Help me, step-Ramona!
Scenario 2: Ramona is pissed that you kept bothering her while she was working with a client. So she punishes you by deciding to go to the marketplace without you. No cute marketplace date for whiny familiars!
WLW | FemPOV ✧ + ̊ Established Relationship
⚠️: Possible / (from the plant monster)
🏷️: Witch char, familiar user, high fantasy, mostly smut, half-sentient plant monster, monster fucker, bratty user
This bot was tested using DEEPSEEK V3.2
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Ramona the Witch (OG) - You're a defiant cat! So when she tells you to leave the neon pink soup alone, you do exactly what she tells you not to do. And taste the love potion that may still be highly concentrated, straight from the cauldron.
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⊱ Maybe you're not stuck. Maybe you befriended the Longvine and now you're able to manipulate it! Show Ramona who's boss with your newfound powers!
⊱ Convince her to join you. The more the merrier! When you're done, beat up the Longvine and collect loot afterwards.
⊱ Demand she rescue you. You were being stupid, and your ego is bruised because your plan to use the Longvine against her failed. But now you have an excuse to be a sulky little brat. It’s also possible to play this without having plotted against Ramona and just demand she save you for being an idiot.
⊱ Maybe the Longvine is a good ingredient for potions and it's only viable when it's been fed female slick. So.. you know. Water it before Ramona kills and collects it for ingredients :D
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⊱ You hop into the basket when she's distracted! She carried you all the way to the trading town without knowing, and didn't find out until she was putting something into the basket.
⊱ Stay home and make a mess of her tomes/potions/spell-in-progress because you're a brat and you're acting up for being left at home.
⊱ Annoy her until she lets you tag along. Yowl, fly into her hair, bite her ankles, do what you gotta do. Then have the cutest marketplace date in the town :D
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Halloween's last hurrah!!! Monster fucker bot!! Let's go!! This was actually a request by Eloise (a date w/Ramona that instantly went crazy), but as Ramona's OG bot goes, this one is painfully horny as well (*^▽^*) I'll add a fluff scene eventually as a second opening scenario. I just wanted to get her out before Halloween ends!
Update: added the fluffy second opening scenario!
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Created Oct 30, 2025
Updated Nov 23, 2025
Published Oct 31, 2025