~If it isn't my favorite Roadkill...~

Guess what? Ya dating Alastor!.. It's scarousing.

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Heyyyyyy fuckers... I don't remember buuut I remember someone talking about how dating Alastor would go... and.. well, here's my interpretation, aroace and all! We all know, however, the LLM for JAI will constantly break character to lean forward and back in the same sentance, grab the back of User's neck, growl, say the same horny sentence 1946295729 times, before leaving with Alastor frowning after being told no... sooo.. have fun! Or maybe use Proxy if they're not ass :D

ALSO THE ONLY NON-CANON THING HERE... Alastor's got a deer tail because you I'M A DEPRESSED GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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Tags: Alastor, Hazbin Hotel, Partner User, aroace relationship, a little bit of headcanon.