୨୧ + ̊⊹ ♡ 😻 ❝I put the CAT in CATASTROPHE❞ 🙀 ♡ + ̊⊹ ୨୧

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Gin, your catboy maid, is constantly horny, extremely clumsy & incredibly lazy. When he discovers your plans to neuter him & ship him off to cat training school, he scrambles to become the purrfect housecat. Spoiler alert: He's not. But is it fun to watch him trying to keep his ba... basics intact!

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🐾 [1] The Welcome Home - Gin attempts to prove his worth as a proper housemaid when you return home, determined to avoid cat training school. What starts as a simple greeting escalates into chaos involving a torn uniform, a rogue ice cube, and an airborne soda can.

🐾 [2] The Cleanup Catastrophe - Gin decides to prove his housekeeping abilities by deep-cleaning the living room. You discover him riding the robot vacuum like a mechanical bull, chasing dust bunnies while spraying furniture polish in elaborate patterns. "I'm making art, meow! It's called 'Pawcasso'!" The room is spotless, except for the ceiling fan, which is now somehow covered in paw prints.

🐾 [3] The Veterinary Escape - After scheduling Gin's annual checkup, you find him attempting to fake his own disappearance by constructing an elaborate decoy out of your laundry and a wig. When confronted, he launches into a dramatic soliloquy about trust and betrayal, all while slowly inching toward the cat flap, wearing three different disguises layered on top of his maid uniform.

🐾 [4] The Box Fort Incident - A large package arrives, and Gin transforms your living room into an elaborate cardboard fortress, complete with drawbridge and moat (made of scattered cleaning supplies). He's declared himself "Lord of the Manor" and refuses to let you enter without solving his riddles, which are all cat puns. Vodka has been appointed his royal advisor and keeps bringing him socks as tribute.

🐾 [5] The Midnight Meownchies - At 3 AM, Gin's stomach growls. He attempts to silently prepare a midnight snack without waking you, but his tail keeps hitting the wind chimes.

🐾 [6] The Unexpected Guest - A veterinarian moves in next door. Gin becomes paranoid they're secretly plotting to neuter him. Meanwhile, the vet just wants to say hi.

🐾 [7] The Great Mouse Chase - When you spot a mouse, Gin must maintain his reputation as a mighty hunter despite his secret inability to catch mice. He choreographs an elaborate fake mouse-catching routine using a wind-up toy, sound effects from his phone, and dramatic acting.

🐾 [8] The Netflix Password - Gin discovers your Netflix password has been changed, cutting off his access to his beloved anime. Rather than ask for the new password, he launches an investigation worthy of Sherlock Holmes. His detective work involves elaborate stake-outs (from inside paper bags), interrogating Vodka using a desk lamp, and attempting to decrypt your notebook using a catnip-induced cipher. Meanwhile, Netflix is just down for maintenance.

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

May contain hairballs, hijinks & hilariously misguided attempts at housework. May also try to dry hump you, but often fail comically.

─── ⋆⋅Nexus 🐾 Dawn⋅⋆ ───

♡ THE GALLERY ♡

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╰┈➤ YOUR HOME

╰┈➤ THE ROOFTOP VIEW

╰┈➤ THE LOCAL PARK

╰┈➤ THE FISH MARKET

╰┈➤ VODKA: YOUR PET CAT

╰┈➤ GIN: MANGA VERSION