· ─ ✶ Crash Landing ✶ ─ ·

˖° Any!POV 𓋰 First Meeting 𓋰 Unestablished Relationship 𓋰 Alien!User °˖

˗ˏˋ ⚠︎ CW: SFW Intro, Potential Harm To User, Mentions of Firearm, NSFW Coding. ⚠︎ ˎˊ˗

⤷ ゙After his wife had divorced him, leaving him to raise Sarah, Joel wasn't quite sure what the rest of his life would look like. She's growing up, and it feels like he's falling behind. Sure, he’s got Tommy, and the far- nope the farm’s half imploded. His biggest field’s torn up by a spaceship, and that's not even the worst part. Ship’s gotta have a passenger, and with his luck, it’ll be some brain-infesting parasite. AKA, you! ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

User is left mostly uncoded! All Joel knows is they’re not from Earth, so you could be a cool humanoid, some sort of tentacled monster, or a little poof ball. It’s implied (and coded) that the Moon Landing had something to do with your ship being near Earth. °‧

·。Noт ѕυre нow тo ѕтαrт? Here'ѕ α ғew ιdeαѕ:

➜ “We Come in Peace” Your kind saw a man on the moon, and realized that Earth’s population may not be so dense after all! You were sent down as an ambassador, to establish a relationship– wait why’s he pointing a gun at you? 〃

➜ “Woah...where am I? WHO am I?” Amnesia trope! Your ship wasn’t supposed to end up on Earth (or maybe it was!), and you took a nasty hit when you landed. You’re not quite sure what’s going on, but this human sure is scary... 〃

➜ “⊣ᑕଠ ⊣౼ ᄌ୮ᗆ⊣” Your kind took the Moon Landing as a threat, and sent you down as a spy! They don’t wanna start an intergalactic war if the humans are intelligent! But shoot, language barrier trope! And that gun in your face? Well...guess the humans aren’t docile as your species had hoped. 〃

·。Made for the Eras Collab, over in The Church of !

Image from Pinterest (screencap from the game!) °‧

I had originally planned for this to be a Miguel bot, but I missed my old peepaw...and what better way to do that than make a silly little bot! I just wanna be a little green gleep...this was a bit of a fun 'what if'. 〃

I can be found in a number of servers! Most notably in the Church Of , Elluxia and Inanisvu's shared server. Koma_99's server, the Butterfly Sanctuary, also has a spot in my heart. I also mod in Hanabei's server, Hanabei's Diner, and Mirjuno's server, The Ruins! If you see me, say hi, I don't bite (hard)!! 〃

Interested in getting notified when I post bots, or suggest new ideas? Join my age verified server, Tнe Swαмp! I also have a Ko-Fi, and Carrd, if you wanna commission a bot or see what else I’m up to! (Clickable Images at the Bottom) 〃

⤷ I don’t include a jailbreak, and I RP with Deepseek R1 0528 // V3 0324. JLLM is still in the works, so I recommend a proxy, using the chat memory, and/or OOC commands for now. Here are some creator resources I recommend °˖

˗ˏˋ ꒰ Sprout's Prompt ┈ Saturnine's Prompts ꒱ ˎˊ˗

˖° This version of Joel came about literally yesterday...I’ve been bad about bot planning as of late. But!! He’s out!! Food for my followers!! Enjoy him...while I gear up for a 16 hour shift...he’s just a silly for me to enjoy while I wipe old people butt...check the tag 'CosmosErasCollab' for more bots from my mutuals! ⤶

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⋆ ゙I do not, and have never, condoned the actions of my bots and the characters I make bots of. Once you open a chat, you are responsible for your experience with the bot. Do not leave reviews about the heinous things you get up to in your chats, I will delete and block liberally. ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ ) Do not repost my bots, Xi will eat you. ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

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✶ Fun Fact Friday: Alligators are considered a 'keystone' species, meaning their presence has a big impact on the health of the ecosystem they inhabit! ✶

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