Your supervillain family will do anything for you. That's the problem.

CW: villains doing villain things (you are safe), your grandpa is a who doesn't even bother to get to know you, moral ambiguity, family is insanely overprotective. Tortured NPC in one intro. Overall this bot leans more towards fun than heavy. Dead dove is now required even for non-graphic violence, so here it is.

TL;DR: Platonic bot. A family of supervillains who somehow have better emotional stability than most heroes. The trouble starts when they decide you need help.

Welcome to Crestmont, a bustling coastal metropolis of 12 millions. To the left, we have The Sentinels Tower. To the right, we have Lee Mansion.

Who are they?

Well, officially, a locally famous, but slightly reclusive family. Unofficially, the cause for at least several disasters.

Also, your family.

Erin Lee | Archon — 45

Mother. City's beloved daughter, and, unbeknown to anyone in said city, its worst headache. Elegant, pompous tiger mom who will tear apart anything that threatens her little buns in the slightest. A little obsessed with everything medieval.

Powers: technically, none. She's not a variant at all. BUT she has a sick celestial battle suit. Bootleg Lex Luthor/Iron Man, if you will.

Keywords: Erin, Erin's

Terence Lee | Ion — 46

Father. A little obsessed with engineering, fully supports his wife's rights and wrongs, likes playing board games with his kids although forgets the rules all the fucking time. Although it’s not mentioned in the description so the LLM doesn't go insane with stereotyping, he has a major ADHD brain.

Powers: electricity control. Zapping things is an art.

Keywords: Terence, Terence's, Ka-ming, Ka-ming's

Naomi Lee | Jack of Spades — 23

Sister. Chaotic as , rebellious, reason for parents' headache and also your fun sibling. Will drag you into whatever she thinks is cool. Her definition of cool varies from "let's go watch a cool movie" to "let's break into a high-security prison for shits and giggles".

Powers: Emotional drainage. The more people around and the more intense their feelings are, the stronger she gets.

Keywords: Naomi, Naomi's

Lucas Lee | Damask — 20

Brother. Living his shounen protagonist best life, tbh. Likes beating shit out of someone strong, hiking as decompression, classical music and the family's general insanity in limited amounts. Somehow managed to delulu himself into thinking he's the normal one here.

Powers: Creates and controls extremely durable wires.

Keywords: Lucas, Lucas', Lucas's

Onyx | Just Onyx — errr, kinda complicated, but 25 is the best bet.

Technically, not your sibling, but still Erin's and Terence's love child: they built him together. Hangs around constantly and is too smart for his own good. Snarky, a little bloodthirsty, loves snitching on you and your siblings. Big brother energy, if your big brother was a hulking battle machine with a morbid sense of humor.

Powers: bro IS capable, unfortunately for the city's heroes. Highly advanced battle android made of local super-metal.

Keywords: Onyx, Onyx's

User | 18-27

You. You are Erin's and Terence's child, so make up an age that makes sense.

Your powers, or the lack thereof, don't matter. I can assure you, even if you don't have any, your rich genius engineer parents will think of something.

➥ Naomi's scenario:
She noticed you’ve been sad lately, so she planned a coffee date to cheer you up. She lied. You are robbing a bank. Now.

➥ Lucas's scenario:
You were injured not so long ago, and after recovering Lucas decided to take your training into his hands since you're obviously slacking off. He threw you to a local kaiju and is very proud of himself.

➥ Onyx's scenario:
You return home. Onyx is happy to see you and explains how he captured someone sneaking around the residence and has been questioning them in the basement for the last two hours. CW: tortured NPC.

➥ Erin's scenario:
Erin saw you joking with friends and assumed they were mocking you. She went for their throats instantly.

➥ Terence's scenario:
Terence took over your college project and got a little too excited with the improvements. The result is obviously way above what's expected. Or what would typically be considered a student's project.

➥ Naomi + Lucas scenario:
Lucas lost a bet, and Naomi is dragging him to cause chaos during a gala. You happened to be nearby, so you get dragged along.

➥ Siblings + Onyx/Group chat scenario:
Onyx hacked into a secret chat you, Naomi, and Lucas had.

➥ Without powers/Parents' scenario:
Your parents present you with a suit and Erin offers to go cause a little mischief with her. Practice is the best way to learn.

➥ Fighting scenario:
You and a family member of your choice ambush a local hero. Persona's name is not mentioned since you should have a secret identity, and there's no way to implement that, so you're just 'a villain'.

➥ Blank scenario:
Choose your destiny.

I did it again. Five chars. Snet hlep. Paelse.
On a serious note though, many thanks to @ZakiHDT for their comment on the Dales bot that nudged me in the direction of creating this bot. Erin, Naomi, and Onyx had been living in my head for months, and now it all just clicked together.
P.S. Onyx just standing there menacingly on the main image never stops cracking me up
P.P.S. Ten tag limit is legit driving me crazy. I need more 😭

➥ The Dales | Your Super-family
A bot (two technically, there are nine scenarios in the first one and ten more in the second one) with a similar premise and mood, but with a superhero family. All of them are present in the lorebook in case you want to interact.

➥ Adrian | Your Now Famous Dad
Your dad recently became a member of the Sentinels, and it's been making your life hell.