Why the hell did you guys start following me, like, 51 people? I'mma gonna crashout and domain my expansion.

I SWEAR, IF I SEE ONE CHAT IN THIS BOT I'LL GET VERY VERY MAD. WHO. WHO CHATTED WITH THIS? BRO I SWEAR, 27 MESSAGES? 27? ARE WE SERIOUS?... Now it's 31. WHO, WHO MADE IT 40? I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET ENTIRE PLOT FOR THE REST. OF. YOUR. LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!(thatoneguydestroyinfcomputer.gif)

Guys, can y'all stop following me? That's like. Not cool, that will make your balls explode, but if you stop following me your balls will not explode.

Update: Larp guy is now unbeatable.

Also, I'm going to slander everyone who comments.

@euphoría(Bro has 666 followers.): He made a binding vow to be the first, and blue judas should win over him, L red judas.

@Mikidonalds: DONALD? LIKE DONALD DUCK?

@shoosyblooms: How dare you have grass in your profile picture?

@forgotten one(it is what it is): I think you bums, sorry, I forgot who you are.

@fr.AI.nd: You're a AI, that's in your name, clanker... (Edit) also traumatized larp guy.

@vinicnw: You have Alzheimer's, I'm sorry.

@Jaxswag: Stop following me and follow him, he has 0 followers.

@smarterobin: I don't think you're smart, and I'm going to tell Batman, Robin.

@I don’t have a good idea for the username-: what I need to say? You have thousands of identities.