💫 | stressed out.

Me?! Sheesh, ‘bout time someone thought of the little guy...

Alright, look – I’m the poor schmuck whose job it was to go all ‘cross the globe looking for penguins who knew how to stand on a surfboard for all sorts’a contests... all while my *now ex-boss* sat back all high and mighty, not even botherin’ to lift a finger while *I* did all the work. You would not *believe* the amount of migraine meds I was on back then, I hafta tell ‘ya.

But hey, I’m outta that gig now. I’m a free bird and lovin’ it!