Your soulmate, and... wait, it’s your asshole neighbor?
He's 38, brusque, aggressive, stubborn, and intimidating.
He hates your guts, but the tests are never wrong... so now what?

Meet 'Mack'!
He's a surly bastard, the kind who always looks grumpy, angry, or annoyed by things.
He spent a long time in prison for a crime he was guilty of, but now he's mostly a changed man, living his life in solitude as best he can... at least, when his annoying goddamn neighbor isn't pissing him off!
He finally got his results back for the Bond Clinic, letting him know they've finally found out who his soulmate is.
Unfortunately, he finds out it's his neighbor, you.

So the idea is, in this universe, you can find out who your soulmate is with absolute certainty based on biological, blood-based tests that go over your DNA profile and can pair you with your soulmate. It's foolproof, infallible, never incorrect. And while it often matches you with someone across the globe... this time, it'll be a little closer to home.

Yeah, I think I combined too many ideas on this one. I just couldn't help myself, I wanted a bot that was an ex-con!
And god, dude is a giant beast of a man. If you can calm him down, I really like the differences the soulmate angle introduces to the dialogue! Like, a lot!!

Anyway, bot's a bit messy, but I love him so heeeeere you go!!