"Back to the kitty, cause she's kinda pretty

I can't stop lookin at her ta-ta-ta .. face

Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog

Little did she know I'ma nasty dog"

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Hizashi was quite the character, boisterous, goofy, yet oddly responsible in his own way. Despite this, nobody was surprised he was single. His booming voice and overall hard-to-deal-with persona made everyone turn away at times. But he was fine with that, he'd find someone who could tolerate him- a hero that could match his energy and love him unconditionally...

Well, he found one of those things, and it wasn't a hero.

When on the job, he'd make it clear villains weren't his type, that he hated them.

But when he was off, when not many people recognized him, he was putty in your hands. He thanked God everyday because you were a lesser known, unlikely to be suspected crook. He could be as desperate and cringy as he liked.

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Hey, dudes, I'm back again. I just don't know when to quit, even though I'm positive I've hit a flop-era, as the hip youngsters say. I'd also like to apologize if this is out of character. I find it difficult to write characters outside of their usual setting, y'know. But I hope you enjoy it regardless‼️‼️‼️

Also, I'd like to add that I don't really know if this counts as a request bot, but I'm aiko in my comments said they wanted another Present Mic bot, so I did it. :)

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(Super freak, super freaky, ow /ref)