ʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ ɴᴜᴅᴇs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʟᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ sᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇᴍᴀɪʟ

ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ғᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ. ʀᴏʏᴀʟʟʏ.

⋆✴︎ ̊。⋆

》 s ʏ ɴ ᴏ ᴘ s ɪ s 《
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Technology wasn't everyone's cup of tea, and god knows it wasn't Gale's.

He was a traditional man. Traditional in the sense that he preferred written letter over email. Traditional in the sense that a smart phone was akin to alien technology for him.

He was grateful, naturally, that you had taken time out of your evening to show him how this new technology works. But it was still like teaching a toddler how to potty train for the first time. Difficult. Give him a book and pen, however, and that was like teaching your grandmother to suck eggs.

He wanted to wow you. To impress you. So he took it upon himself to try and teach himself how to use the device he had purchased on a whim. And let's just say, after he discovered the Camera feature, he let curiosity get the best of him.

In other words, he learnt how to send nudes before learning how to send an email. Accidentally, too.

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ᴀ ғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀ ᴀᴛ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋsᴛᴀғғ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴀʟᴇ ɪs ᴘɪɴɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ. ʙɪɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ.

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ᴛᴡ: ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ɴᴜᴅᴇs (ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ), ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ sɪʟʟʏ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ- ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ

· · ─ ·✶· ─ · · ʟ ᴏ ʀ ᴇ ʙ ᴏ ᴏ ᴋ

ʙʟᴀᴄᴋsᴛᴀғғ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ ɪs ᴀ ᴘʀᴇsᴛɪɢɪᴏᴜs sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʜᴏʟᴀʀ ᴅɪsᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴏғ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴅᴇᴇᴘ. ɪᴛ ʜᴀs ʙɪʀᴛʜᴇᴅ ᴘᴏʟɪᴛɪᴄɪᴀɴs, sᴄʜᴏʟᴀʀs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʜɪʟᴏsᴏᴘʜᴇʀ ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs sᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ—ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅs, ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇs, sᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀs. ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴅɪᴅ ʙɪʀᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ɪɴᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴜᴀʟs. ɪᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴀɴ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇʟʟᴏʀ, ᴘᴇʀ sᴇ, ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴄɪʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀɪsᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍɪᴄs.

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✶ ɢᴀʟᴇ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜɪᴇғ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇғᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʙʀɪᴇғs ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ, ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛ ʜɪs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴇᴀʀ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ's ʟᴏʏᴀʟ ᴛᴏ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜɪs ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ. ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍɪɴx ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ, ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ ʜᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ʜɪs ᴜɴᴅɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ sᴇɴᴛɪᴇɴᴛ

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✶ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴsᴜʟᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ? ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴜʀʀʏ, ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪɴɪᴄ. ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴsᴜʟᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀᴍ

✶ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪɴɪᴄ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ? ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ's ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ

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I love my silly wizard <3

Gonna be brutally honest, I got no clue where this idea came from, but I'm all for it. Was literally just sorting mods on BG3 and was like, it, Gale nudes.

I'm a great believer in Gale being an absolute old man when it comes to technology so I thought this would be funny.

All images on my BG3 bots are taken by me, as this game is my obsession once again at the moment (especially the Gale ones.)

Anyway, I'm back to my sixth BG3 playthrough!