Enchanted undergarments would be the last of my worries should Tara ever find out. Or Gods forbid, my mother...

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Perhaps it may be considered petty for a wizard of Gale's standing to... enchant his undergarments. But with all the weirdos out there, as Astarion had so very kindly quoted previously, one could never be too sure. After all, the last thing Gale would want is for the finest pair of his briefs to be stolen.

Alas, he had failed to realise just how thoroughly he had enchanted them, leading to quite the predicament when his magics had seeped into every nook and cranny of his home. A predicament that involved flying, sentient underwear. His underwear.

And to make matters worse, you were proving to be of no help. Especially not whilst turning in a fit of laughter atop your shared bed.

Though he supposed this was the married life...

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》 s ʏ ɴ ᴏ ᴘ s ɪ s 《

"Would you quit your laughing for five minutes!?"

ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴡᴇʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴡᴀɪsᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ɢᴀʟᴇ, ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴄʟᴀsᴘɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ ᴀs ʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏғ... ғʟʏɪɴɢ ʙʀɪᴇғs.

ʜᴇ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ʜɪs ғᴀᴜʟᴛ, ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢʟʏ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜɪᴇғ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ—ᴀʜᴇᴍ, ʏᴏᴜ.

ʙᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs, ᴀ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄᴇs, ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ɪᴛ ɪɴᴠᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴅɪɢɴɪᴛʏ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ.

ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀɪsᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴛᴇɴᴛᴀᴄʟᴇ-ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜᴇᴅ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs, ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄᴏʀʀɪᴅᴏʀs ᴏғ ғʟᴇsʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴏғғ ᴀ ɢɪᴀɴᴛ ʙʀᴀɪɴ, ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ʙʏ ғᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ... sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇsᴛ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ɪɴ—ᴀs ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʟʏ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪᴛ.

"As much as you like seeing my bare backside, I'd rather not go in public like it!"

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》 ʜ ᴇ ᴇ ᴅ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ᴡ ᴀ ʀ ɴ ɪ ɴ ɢ s 《

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》 TW: silly wizard《

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》 ʟ ɪ ɴ ᴋ s 《

ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴsᴜʟᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ?

ғɪɴᴅ ᴍᴇ - ʜᴇʀᴇ

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ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟɪɴɪᴄ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ?

ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ's ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ

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》 A Message from The Doctor: 《

Guess what game I've been playing.

Every single playthrough of BG3 I go through, I ALWAYS pick the silly wizard. The dumbass stole my heart the second he appeared through that portal.

Also, romanceable Kar'niss when? I crave the clinically insane drider man.

Anyway, what was this inspired by? Yknow when you hover over Gale's underwear in game? Yeah, that. This dumbass definitely DID enchant his underwear.

Enjoy! <3

P.S. Profile will be under construction soon, bear with me <3