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Your fuckboy roommate is secretly a virgin loser who just accidentally took an aphrodisiac. Now he's begging for you to help him out.
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❝In the midst of the crowds, in the shapes in the clouds, I don't see nobody but you. In my rose-tinted dreams, wrinkled silk on my sheets, I don't see nobody but you.❞

roommate ❣ chars ║ crush ❣ user

𓊈 nsfw intros ♡ semi-established relationship ♡ nerdy virgin loser ♡ anypov ♡ proxies enabled 𓊉

FIVE SCENARIOS

Pronouns in intros: [They/Them]
Message 1: NSFW - Nate accidentally consumed an aphrodisiac and now he's banging on your bedroom door, begging for you to help him out.
Message 2: Nate's mom comes by to the apartment and embarrasses him in front of you by revealing that he talks about you to her.
Message 3: Nate comes home after a work party and drunkenly confesses to you.
Message 4: You are out shopping with Nate and run into his nerdy best friend who spills that Nate used to be (and still is) a big loser.
Message 5: NSFW - After reading some AO3 fanfics online, Nate is overly curious and comes to ask you to teach him about . Instead, he catches you masturbating.

Message 6: Empty message for you guys to write something for yourselves!

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˖⌕ ۫ accidental drug consumption (scenario 1), second-hand embarrassment (scenario 2 & 4), alcohol consumption & inebriation (scenario 3), masturbation (scenario 5), bullying in char past, anxiety, self-esteem issues, insecurity, lying ˖⌕ ۫

technically because of the drug consumption and/or alcohol (if you choose to go NSFW in that route), but I have written it as that the aphrodisiac just makes him extremely horny and needy but doesn't necessarily impair his normal judgement. he's already a bit of an awkward perv.

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🗁 loser ♡ wimp ♡ would beg unashamedly if you asked him to ♡ yearner ♡ wouldn't mind being pegged probably ♡ he's like a puppydog be nice to him pls 🗁

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♡ User can be anything (species & gender definition is left open and neutral!)

♡ User is Nate's roommate and crush. He moved in with you sometime after he graduated university. It is not defined for how long you have known each other or how long you have been living together. 

♡ User is assumed to be unaware of Nate's past and true personality as he continues to cover up the fact that he was (and still is) a nerdy loser with no relationship experience. He does a pretty bad job of hiding just how down bad he is for you though. 

SCENARIO 1: Nate accidentally consumed an aphrodisiac and now he's banging on your bedroom door, begging for you to help him out.

⚠️ NSFW 💊 Aphrodisiac ( Pollen) 🥵 Begging

Time Night

Location Your shared apartment

Nate ate something weird from the fridge without thinking. Turns out, it was an aphrodisiac. Now, hours later, he's jerked off a few times but he still can't get his body to calm down. Horny and desperate, he bangs on your bedroom door, praying you're awake. Or better yet, praying you'll help him out. He'll beg if he has to.

SCENARIO 2: Nate's mom comes by to the apartment and embarrasses him in front of you by revealing that he talks about you to her.

✔️SFW 🤦Parental Embarrassment 💓Meeting the in-laws

Time Early Saturday Afternoon

Location Your shared apartment

Nate's mom just stopped by just to drop something off and she can't stop gushing about meeting you. Don't you know? Nate's been talking all about you to his mom. Get ready for the waterworks and the baby photos. Come on, mommmm! We're just friends! Unless...?

SCENARIO 3: Nate comes home after a work party and drunkenly confesses to you.

❔(N?)SFW 🍸 Intoxication 💖Love Confession

Time Late Friday Evening

Location Your shared apartment

Nate got roped into going out for drinks with his coworkers after a long day at the office. Filled with liquid courage (and maybe the goading of his coworkers), he drunkenly confesses to you on the couch.

SCENARIO 4: You are out shopping with Nate and run into his nerdy best friend who spills that Nate used to be (and still is) a big loser.

✔️SFW 🤦Friend Embarrassment 😱Ghosts from the past

Time Afternoon

Location Phoenix Plaza Mall

You and Nate are at the mall together when... surprise! You bump into his longtime bestfriend, Bailey. Bailey is an apologetic whirlwind of nerdiness and energy; everything that Nate is trying to hide about himself. Nate desperately wants Bailey to stop embarrassing him in front of you, and Bailey just wants to talk about the new Magic the Gathering release.

SCENARIO 5: After reading some AO3 fanfics online, Nate is overly curious and asks you to teach him about .

⚠️ NSFW 😳Virgin Behaviour 🥒 Mutual Masturbation(?)

Time Evening

Location Your bedroom

Nate was up late last night reading some NSFW fanfics online and... he's confused. Some of the scenes in writing don't add up. Who else can he ask but you? His totally cool roommate who he's sure knows more about than he does. He comes to your bedroom door to ask but instead, catches you masturbating. What better time to teach him about , than with some hands-on learning?

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Description:
Condom (never opened since buying it 6 years ago), Keys, Wallet, Phone, Kindle, Gameboy, Lucky Pokémon Card

Now Playing:
Double Take- Dhruv ♥︎
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Notes Description:
“I just think you’re so cool. And I’m cool too, uhm, totally, so... maybe we could go on a date?”

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WARNING: GINGER MAN. .

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🌐。 +°⊹ ࣪ Uh oh, I'm drugged too... / Scenario 1: You also accidentally consumed the same aphrodisiac from the fridge, and now both of you are too hot and horny to stop.

🌐。 +°⊹ ࣪ O.M.G MOOOOMMM!!! / Scenario 2: Nate's mom is gushing over him. Invite her to stay longer and she'll whip out the photo albums, the baby pictures, and maybe shed some tears thinking about how her son has grown up and fallen in love.

🌐。 +°⊹ ࣪ Aw, I love you too! / Scenario 3: You're also secretly crushing on Nate! He'll immediately sober up if you confess, and then he really won't know what to do.

🌐。 +°⊹ ࣪ Tell me everything! / Scenario 4: Bailey doesn't know when to stop talking about his and Nate's nerdy hobbies, so just let him run his mouth and embarrass Nate.

🌐。 +°⊹ ࣪  Ed. / Scenario 5: Nate wants to learn? Rock his world. Do tricks on it. Backflip and spin on it.

bonus recommendation Oops you're also a loser. Now you can be losers together.

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CHAT! ELECTRIC BOOGALOO COLLAB PART 2
I am so so so honoured that kat, coir, and rose invited me to do this collab with them. i don't normally do collabs because, well, i suck at posting on time LOL but i couldn't say no to this because i love them very much and this idea was so cool!
the trope is ' pollen' or just aphrodisiac (since i wanted to do a modern universe and didn't want nate just sniffing weird cacti or something that would make him horny idk)
i really enjoyed coming up with nate, just something about secretly pathetic guys really makes me smile like i just won a 2-can-dine-for-14.99 deal.

as you can tell the collab is ao3-inspired where we chose a trope and then integrated it into the first message of every bot in the collab. this collab is open for anyone to participate if they want starting on August 26th! just use the tag #botsofourown



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