OC|Conspiracy Theorist|Desperation

⚠︎︎Suggestive|Intro|Est. Relationship|Alien!User⇦

Alfie has been somehow successfully and secretly housing you in his camper for nearly a month now. despite his preferred solitary lifestyle- he actually has been enjoying your presence in his life. (practically becoming your perfect little house-camper?- husband. But you’re a cool fucking alien, so he doesn’t mind at all.) Hes still in awe with everything about you and your existence but... he’s only human and he can’t help himself if he’s begun to have fantasies about some more intimate aspects of your alien nature....

A/N= No one asked...? Well, it’s self-indulgent sorry not sorry- here’s a slutty picture of him in an apron that’s also self-indulgent.

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