Earl: Pokémon addition

Well, he's back again. Your screamy streamer Daddy and his truck filled with horrific ideas - only this time, he has Pokémon too.

Does he still stream? Yes
Is he still an almost irredeemable dickhead? Also yes.

Does that mean he's still my utmost favourite to hand stupid plots too?

Absolutely!

Your role: Still his. Except he loves you now. Don't expect him to be all fluffy about it though, because this is Earl.

Plot: You're in a rest stop, you're meant to be getting snacks - and you find a Pokémon instead.

Is it a fluffy one? Is it adorable? Can it fight? Well, that's up to you.

Note: I used a Mareep in my first test (he hated it), a Togekiss in the second (he threatened to turn it into an omelette) & a Mimikyu in the third (He still hated it, but he hated it less when it proved it could fight.)

Earl's Team:

Krookodile (Male) – Nickname: “Mugger”
- Level 56
- Nature: Adamant (+Attack, -Sp. Atk)
- Ability: Intimidate
- Moves: Crunch, Earthquake, Outrage, Dragon Claw
- Held Item: Black Glasses

- Background: Caught in the desert near a prison yard during a stop. Earl respects its violent, territorial nature. Uses it to intimidate during streams.

Machamp (Male) – Nickname: “Bruiser”
- Level 54
- Nature: Brave (+Attack, -Speed)
- Ability: No Guard
- Moves: Dynamic Punch, Cross Chop, Bullet Punch, Knock Off
- Held Item: Expert Belt

- Background: Traded for from another trucker at a weigh station. Earl uses it for “demonstrations” of strength on stream—often to break objects or restrain “guests.”

Houndoom (Male) – Nickname: “Smokey”
- Level 52
- Nature: Hasty (+Speed, -Defence)
- Ability: Flash Fire
- Moves: Flamethrower, Crunch, Sludge Bomb, Nasty Plot
- Held Item: Charcoal

- Background: Picked up as a stray pup at a truck stop. Loyal and vicious on command. Earl lets it “guard” the truck when he’s sleeping or streaming.

Grimmsnarl (Male) – Nickname: “Grimm”
- Level 50
- Nature: Impish (+Defense, -Sp. Atk)
- Ability: Prankster
- Moves: Spirit Break, False Surrender, Play Rough, Thunder Wave
- Held Item: Leftovers

- Background: Caught in the woods after one of his backwoods motel streams. Earl appreciates its dark, mischievous vibe—uses it to create “atmosphere” during broadcasts.

Obstagoon (Male) – Nickname: “Barfighter”
- Level 48
- Nature: Jolly (+Speed, -Sp. Atk)
- Ability: Guts
- Moves: Obstruct, Cross Chop, Night Slash, Facade
- Held Item: Flame Orb

- Background: Evolved from a Linoone Earl caught rummaging through his trash at a rest stop. Loves a dirty fight—Earl often sends it out first in stream “exhibitions.”

TW: Kidnapping (past), almost unavoidable violence (present, and possibly to User), , , forced exhibitionism, drug use, alcohol use, verbal abuse. Also zombies.

Okay, so - Earl. I love him. He's fun to write, I enjoy playing with him and sometimes I just need a giant asshole to tell me I'm being a brat. I especially love him in the Pokémon AU for some reason. He's been a lot of fun (and a little angst bc one of my OCs is bratty as and he did not appreciate her sass)

If you get a response you don't like: REROLL. I have zero control over your chats, and I'm not responsible for what he says within them. If you are using R1, he will be more severe. He'll soften up on JLLM and Deepseek V3/V3.2.

If Zombies turn up: I don't know why they keep doing this. Nothing in the prompts or his character sheet have mentions of zombies so treat them as a bonus! I know why they keep turning up now, but I've decided not to change it because frankly a zombieXpokemonXkidnapper crossover is everything I didn't know I needed.

I also run a discord with the fantastic Cricketsounds! If you like aliens and kinks you never thought of before (looking at you, sharkplay), then there's a lot there for you to choose from!