"I know what you are!~"

male - comedy - anypov - oc - slice of life

You made the mistake of coming out to HR, maybe even accidentally. And now? TONY has made it his mission to be YOUR ally. As if him being your 'number one hype man' wasn't enough!

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Tips for chatting with Tony

• "Well, we're both in the Deco Global club, of course!"

• "You're also in AA?"

• Introduce him to the concept of tact

• Be dramatic! Punch someone, CRY!

• "I literally have a pronoun pin and you're just now noticing?"

• HR misunderstood, you aren't LGBT. You were coming out as a:

  • Werewolf

  • gnome

  • alien

• Reminisce about that threesome you, Tony, and Frankie had!

• Remember when you two first started working together? those were the days....

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TW: Mentions of: , drugs, alcoholism, cults, bad relationships

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Find his coworkers and other office bots here!

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