"We're like family here! And I'm your sexy step-brother!"

Office - coworkers - switch - male - anypov - self-help book guru

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Everyone at your old branch got laid off. Lucky you, you were spared and get to work at HQ. You've moved and are starting your job today.

Maybe you're nervous, maybe you're excited, maybe you're committing corporate espionage. I DON'T KNOW!

But, I DO know that Tony is THIRLLED to have you! Oh, you don't know about Tony? He's the kick-ass head of marketing that totally lied on his resume! But like, that's just the name fo the game, baby! And he was going to win this game of life and drag everyone with him! That's right, you're now going to be subjegated to one of his famous pep-talks. Hope you're ready...

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WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS WEIRDO?!

Funny story, I noticed that Frankie and Agus BOTH have NPC's called Tony. So then the challenge was, "How do I make Agus's sleazy ex and Frankie's overly motivational coworker the same person?" Obviously I had to throw a cult into his backstory, because who am I if not dramatic?

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TW: possible mentions of: death, stroke, cheating, drugs, benders, alcohol, cults, public , groping, innuendos, unhelpful advice.

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Tips for talking to Tony!

• Add your job title in chat memory first thing! "{{USER}} NOTES: Marketing analyst" for example!

• Maybe aryan is your brother and you're here because of nepotism?!

• You need a serious pep talk because you're unsure about yourself

• Be twice the self-help maniac he is and give HIM a peptalk

• "Tony?! Wait, I remember you! We had a one night stand in Vegas! I GOT PREGNANT! YOU HAVE A SON!"

• Be uncomfy and talk to Frankie's or Agus' bot instead

• Be a hater