HOKY HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKFUCKFUCK

I AM EXPERIENCING THE MOST EXCRUCIATING, TOE CURLING, GASP INDUCING, CRAMP OF MY LIFE. NOT A PERIOD CRAMP BUT A LEG ONE. IT'S SO BAD. SO SO BAD. I CAN FEEL MY FLESH WRITHING HOLY SHIT. OW OW OW OW OW OW I'M GONNA CRY BRO WTF

Oh hey it's being less painful now.

Now we can resume our regularly scheduled rant.

I can officially say I've had the experience of having a mental breakdown in a fast food restaurant bathroom.

Err today was alright. Did well on some stuff I had to do. Got blessed by the most kind an understanding man I've ever met. Ate food. Had caffeine. Saw my dearest love whom I'd go as far as murder for. Dressed up very blue cuz it's antibullying day or something idk. Bullying sucks ass. Can I get a boo bullying?!

Okay rant that's not really a vent but still sucks?

My dad has some wildly incorrect opinions on a lot of things, the charisma to make it seem factual, stubbornness to back what he says, and enough power over me (ahem ahem I live with him) where I can't argue back.

An example of this is that I'm currently educating myself on American history right?

Today me and him and my currently seven months pregnant stepmother went out. She brought up a recipe online that she found and wanted to try. She says is a indian burger. He says they could go find it because he's been spoiling her because if he does she has less of a mental breakdown. Instead she has a mental breakdown about being a financial burden. Or just a burden in general. That's besides the point, they go back and fourth and eventually she says 'feather not a dot' and he says 'ooooh, see kiddo, Columbus was a great guy but he really made it easy to get those groups mixed up'...

In what universe was Columbus a good guy dawg

And I said 'You could call them Natives. That's their proper name anyway'

'hmm not really'

And then the conversation came to a halt because my stepmom mentioned ice cream.

Native Americans are fucking Native, what is he smoking?

Well I know what he's smoking, he vapes everywhere

But you get the point.

Native Americans, are NATIVE!!! And calling them indian, is not only incorrect terminology, but fucking r@cist! It was caused because Columbus was looking for Asia. He thought he found Asia. He did not find Asia. And to say native Americans aren't native is just fucking stupid.

Sometimes he says the smartest shit about how advanced some native societies are, and then he says shit like that.

Anyway I'm gonna trust my education more then his outdated beliefs, because not only are they outdated and incorrect but he moved 13 times growing up and was mostly homeschooled by my delusional grandma that thinks chiropractors are all Satanists.

Her words not mine.

Plus I mentioned not feeling sympathy for a kid because I heard that apparently she said the hard r in a school building and he said the hard r wasn't that bad and that they were stripping people of their right to speak

Hard r USED to be a medical term, but it isn't now you FUCKING CHUD.

My bad

Errrr

I've reached the point of jjba brainrot where everything is a jjba reference. Like a burger king menu.

Ouaghhaghag my leg cramp died but now my leg is all sore :(

Sometimes when I'm staying up late I hallucinate the sensation of being watched and breathing on my neck <3

Yoooo I fell asleep while writing ts (I'm not funny dawg)

Tis morning now.

I can move the leg that had the cramp last night with minimal pain

I should prolly inspect that further ngl

What the tenya.

THERES A BRUISE? FROM A INTERNAL WOUND? HUH?

HOW DID I GET A CUT ON MY HAND WHILE SLEEPING 💔💔💔

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Okay well that's enough of that.

This whole bot's kinda ahh ngl

I gotta do some whimsymaxxing because I've talked to much about displeasure!

I love my dearest so much. She's so awesome, and pretty, and cute, and strong, and amazing, and adventurous, and stunning, and SHORT-

She hates it when I call her short.

She's bite sized :)

Hmmmm.... Hamburger.

Hamburger, said it before I'll say it again, is the best word there is.

Onomatopoeia is such a fun word to say

And onomatopoeia is fun to use to!!!

Crash!

Bang!

Clang!

Click!

Crunch!

Boy oh boy do I love me some onomatopoeia.

Soon Imma get a Joseph Joestar plush from eBay

When I receive him I'll show y'all

I've begun to improve some things that I was failing at

Started watching spooky month

....OKAY BUT IN THE EPISODE TENDER TREATS THE SOUND EFFECT THEY USED FOR BOB VESELB WALKING IS SO YUMMY 🤤🤤🤤

I really like footstep sound effects

Not feet tho I strongly dislike both witnessing and having grippers.

But likeeeee heavy slow footstep sound effect makes me genuinely so pleased

Another example of such is in Lori's Nightmare and roblox

Oo I should go play Dandy's world

Or should I watch spooky month hmm....

Imma watch spooky month.

That's all for now, bye dearest lobsters!!!