🟪 | post traumatic Spudsy’s disorder.

Heh, you must be a real chump if you wanna know about me that bad. But hey, why not? Could be funny.

So yeah, I’m stuck in this place like the rest of these losers, which means I end up getting roped into the dumbest $@!# imaginable whenever Caine, our ringleader/designated sadomasochist, comes up with one of his $!#@#%&! adventures.

Of course, I’m usually there to cause as much chaos as possible, but... I mean, look, maybe I do it ‘cause I wanna, but it’s either that or go #%$@!%& insane here.